Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[hisheartsdesire]

That's a bit vague.
I'm guessing that means I should stay out of it?

[purple_reign]

people staying out of things is kind of the point of boundaries

[purple_reign]

r u going to enlighten us?

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[snoobs]

So you're hot both ways. It's not some terrible thing.

[shifting]

I don't know how anyone's supposed to choose.

[he can't be the only one who's noticed how ridiculously attractive most imPorts are.]

[arsiento]

I mean, cuz I have fire powers

[ Though, he can deal with "striking." ]

but yea thanks, I guess
thats closer to what Im going for

[hisheartsdesire]

I'm just saying, you know.
I'm not here to bother anyone, but I can step in and tone Dorian down.
Just saying.

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[arsiento]

what?
no dont say that, thats even worse!

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[liverletdie]

Oh no, I actually enjoy watching everyone be completely wrong, actually.

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[snoobs]

You are too strange a man.

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[arsiento]

how am I the strange one

[rideme]

probably me

dorians not bad
neither is lavellan

[rideme]

and i mean the dorian from where i come from

this other one doesnt had the mustache

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[snoobs]

You're fussing!

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[arsiento]

yea cuz everyone can read this
you know that right?

[ Is it so much to ask that he just be left alone to his misery?? Is it????

Also, even when Diablo had only assumed this was just a joke he had questioned it, because it's Diablo and he's depressing and humorless, but now...?? What?? Is he just overthinking everything? Why did he respond. ]

so whatm I supposed to say then

[wordaday]

i wasn't trying to play but thank you i think?

[Hey wait aren't you that dude who was at that concert where she lost her damn mind.]

[inmyothertights]

you really want kitty to impersonate you?

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[neverdied]

Ok. Probably mid to high 1000s? Also smoking.

[neverdied]

Oh. Not a team player.

[brushoff]

It'd be fun!

[ and he wants to check himself out like the shameless narcissist he is ]

[brushoff]

I'm not bad either!
and you really don't want to see me with a mustache, I look absolutely horrific.
we're doing the world a favor to have this Dorian sans mustache.

[brushoff]

hmmmmmmmm
I'd say Matthew Lin but he's not here anymore.
I give him a lot of shit but Jeff Winger actually does look pretty good for his age. Not as good as me, but he might be better than me had I actually aged up to forty.

[douchebag]

Yeah right. Like I'm falling for this.

[curled]

Is there something wrong with your other eye? "Not bad," he says as if that isn't a gigantic understatement.

[sidequestings]

Aw, thanks Bull.