Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[hisheartsdesire]

True.
Would you tell me in person if I visit yours?

[Because a trip to Merlotte's would be worth it, seeing and hearing Sam again.]

[purple_reign]

thats a really good point...

u could come by the hotel we're staying at in maurtia falls some time

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[arsiento]

yea see that aint so hard is it
all Im sayin

[rideme]

unless theres some other thing youre going to base it on

[rideme]

fair enough
gonna agree to disagree on this one then ?

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[snoobs]

I won't say no.

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[neverdied]

Hope he knows what he's getting into.

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[snoobs]

Goodbye, Chato.

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[arsiento]

ok later

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[snoobs]

Are you worried about him?

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[khajidont]

That's what I thought!

What was your vote for, anyway? Because I think like 50% of the people here are basically models

[AND THEN THERE'S HIM, it's very tragic. Oh well, he can fit into the unable-to-grow-facial-hair short-man category. Probably.]

[khajidont]

A 10/10 if I've ever seen one

They probably should have started out rating people's pets, not actual people

[khajidont]

That's what I thought. You don't get more 10/10 than this little guy. Maybe instead of hot or not next time this guy should start a pets show and tell

That's almost just as good

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[neverdied]

No. He can handle himself.

[sincendiary]

0 if we're aiming for perfect symbolism, 5 for a more boring and realistic take on my bias.

still, glad to see you've developed some type of foresight.

[sincendiary]

I'm of the belief that a little pride can go a very long way, especially in a suit

so, somewhere around a 4? That seems fair.

[sincendiary]

A charming little altar attempt, op. Pity it only summoned the ghost of grizzled antiheroes past

3.5 on what may have been an easy 6. Keep trying.

[sincendiary]

finally. someone who dares to flaunt what makes them unique.

still not incredibly fond of drool, sadly. 9.

[sincendiary]

a pleasure, all inevitable heat jokes aside
not quite what you bargained for? I get that rather often.

[sincendiary]

5 is right.

Sometimes it's far less about the heat than how well one fans the flames, really.

[sincendiary]

hm... 6.5-7 for standing out. this coming from someone chronically unimpressed with men's muscles.

goodness knows you don't need the ego boost anymore, but goodness should also know I hardly ask its opinion.

[neverdied]

Suppose I shouldn't be surprised considering your friends.

[sincendiary]

suppose not. although it doesn't stop some people. "we promise we don't follow that one" and all.

care to share those complications? forgive my memory, you're not on a short list.

[neverdied]

Not much to share. Sorry.
Just. Recognised your name. For obvious reasons.

[Because religion.]

[sincendiary]

[ "Because religion" just about covers so many things. ]

quite the brand, isn't it. keeping lines of communication open is the least I can do.