Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[purple_reign]

😉💋

[inmyothertights]

okay i'm sorry but honestly

people

he looks like a stork

there i said it

[inmyothertights]

this can only end poorly

[brushoff]

+100

[brushoff]

Tobias Matthews.
duuuuuuuuuh

[ GOOD GOD DORIAN, could you be even more of a sap ]

[purple_reign]

now that's just being rude

[inmyothertights]

you just made a post encouraging people to rate other imports

we passed rude about 50 miles ago

[inmyothertights]

i guess hell had to freeze over sometime

[purple_reign]

really? r u worried about getting a low score

[brushoff]

you don't have to like someone to agree w/them
case in point
Gregs is worryingly supermodel storkish

anonymous; image attachment

[heckblazer]

[ now where could this have possibly come from ]

[purple_reign]

he looks like solid 7

[purple_reign]

is it supposed to look like his hair is on fire??

[inmyothertights]

i'm a magical hipster god in training

you can rate me whatever you want it's not going to change the fact that i don't really care if you think i'm hot or not

i'm just saying, this kind of thing always ends in disaster

[hisheartsdesire]

Thank you, dear.
Though realistically, I'm probably the coolest.
You can take the hottest title.

[inmyothertights]

a stork with a stuffy and stuck up personality

[brushoff]

what
no
he's a vampire so that's automatically +2
and he's easily a 10/10 looks
and he's amazing which is a +3
so he's a solid 15

[purple_reign]

it was supposed to just be a text to my friend but its a little late to take back now

[brushoff]

Between the two of us, we'd reach equilibrium--a perfect pair!

[purple_reign]

u cared enough to comment here

which god?

[purple_reign]

ur letting ur bias show

[dendarii]

He's dignified

[inmyothertights]

demiurge

i didn't realize it was an accident

[pummelgranite]

Christ he's always such a mess.


7.5 tho

[inmyothertights]

no one said storks weren't dignified, man