Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[purple_reign]

ur like a pair of children making up ur own rules

and with no taste

[purple_reign]

especially because i know u

haha

[infomodder]

[The whole response is a picture attachment - do you dare? Do you dare behold the sexiest bulldog there is?]

[hisheartsdesire]

Tasteless? Us? Ha!
You're the one who set this post up.
You of all people should've known you'd get a variety of opinions.
There weren't any rules, just a question.
There's no real reason anyone here should stop at 10.

[purple_reign]

lmao what

obviously a perfect 10. A++ would pet that.

[raw]

I had a person in mind but I see now I was wrong.

[pummelgranite]

Basically.

So what, you're a reincarnation? Or is it like an inherited title.

[infomodder]

He'd gladly let you.

[purple_reign]

it was supposed to be a text to my friend. not sure how it got to everyone but it isn't hurting to go with it.

but standard rules are always 1-10 scores.

it gets too ridiculous otherwise

[Because you have to be SERIOUS about discussing how hot people are or aren't.]

[infomodder]

Is it that little glimpse of tongue?

[pummelgranite]

yeah 10

[purple_reign]

he looks so sassy. whats his name?

[infomodder]

Every 10 will translate to a treat.

[hisheartsdesire]

Backtracking, are we?
Wait, no. I could believe you.
Something like this happened last year, too.
And fine, going by standard rules, Dorian's still a 10.
I guess I can give you a 7.5.
Happy now?

[infomodder]

Sharkbait. His name before was not very kind.

[raw]

I think it's the little ears.

[purple_reign]

i'm curious what it was if sharkbait is supposed to be less unkind

[purple_reign]

did it? some kind of network glitch i guess.

no, but i'll let it pass because ur bias is cute.

[infomodder]

[A few minutes pass before Will sends two more pictures. The first is of an old collar that obviously hasn't been used in a while. The tag is dull and dusty, but the words on it are quite clear.

Bold as day it reads:
DOKTOR BUTKIS

The second picture is the back of the tag. Instead of an address, an obscene addition reads:
PUSSY HOUND



Sharkbait is super nice in comparison, okay.]

[infomodder]

Good choice. They look just as fetching perked up.

[hisheartsdesire]

Yeah, I think so. Some sort of network glitch.
Which means there's no telling how long it'll last.
Fine, fine.
How about I bump you to an 8?
Like Persephone.
I can't let you be a 10, obviously.
But will that make you happy?

[Because happiness is what matters here, not the actual hotness discussion.]

[purple_reign]

i cant be satisfied with anything other than 10s for myself and Persephone

but i understand you have to be wrong. its okay.

[purple_reign]

w o w

sharkbait is a 1000x better than that

[infomodder]

Exactly. It suits him much better.

[inmyothertights]

no