Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[inmyothertights]

inherited

[inmyothertights]

rumblr

i just said

maybe kitty

[raw]

Not sure I believe you.


You might have to send me another picture.

[inmyothertights]

yes

[purple_reign]

r they helpful anyway? im guessing yes if you bother listening to them.

[purple_reign]

good job saving him from that dark time in his life.

[inmyothertights]

well i haven't blown this place up yet

[dendarii]

kitty

definitely kitty

[dendarii]

shut up dorian

[infomodder]

[Oho, someone is feeling saucy, eh?

He gets sent another picture because Will is willing (heh heh) to share dog pics always (also pretend it's the same dog). Dogs are just too good to withhold.]

whoops messed up the code in that last comment

[hisheartsdesire]

There's no wrong to this, only subjectivity!
Though clearly we both have biases that are a little more than obvious.
You're not budging on my rating, and I can't give you one equal to Dorian.
So we're just going to have to disagree.
Come to think of it, what's your rating on Dorian, then?

[purple_reign]

always a good sign

[infomodder]

If it wasn't me, someone else would have. Look at that face. Like you said perfect 10 A++.

it happens

[purple_reign]

also a 7
i'd give him a higher score but he's been aggravating with us recently

[infomodder]

Your dog is a perfect 10.

[Take comfort.]

[brushoff]

All I'm saying is he looks like the world's most awkward teenager in that photo.

[brushoff]

I'll just settle for NEAR perfect then

[rathercommon]

BLOODY SLANDER

[inmyothertights]

the security lock on your phone is so easy

[rathercommon]

RUDE, BILLY KAPLAN
I'm going to get one of the phones that needs your thumbprint to get unlocked and then where will you be?

[inmyothertights]

magically changing my fingerprint?

[rathercommon]

[ ...touche. ]

You're a bloody cheat, William S. Kaplan.

[inmyothertights]

awkward teenager stork

[textualhealing]

Figures he'd score higher.

Idk if I can even be mad :(

[textualhealing]

Can you given them my number then? Because if there's clones of me out there I wanna screw every last one of those handsome devils.