Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

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[neverdied]

Quite a few with fire powers.

[Dad jokes.]

[purple_reign]

have u met our Luci yet? i'd put u at an 8 but i'd love to see what she thinks too.

[neverdied]

Ok. Luci?

[purple_reign]

ur right. no1 could resist such a good dog.

[purple_reign]

still far beyond most people

[purple_reign]

all at once, or in a row marathon style?

[purple_reign]

Luci. blond, charming, just the right amount of danger. there's no1 better for fire powers than her.

[neverdied]

I don't know her. Hottest fire powers or moderately warm?

[purple_reign]

there's no one hotter

[A second message comes through after a brief pause. in either sense

[neverdied]

She sing too?

[infomodder]

You should try taking pictures together.

[purple_reign]

she does. it's a good song. one of my favorites.

[textualhealing]

He'd just steal the limelight.

[textualhealing]

Probably the latter. Too many of me in one room would cause the Universe to implode from pure hotness. Plus there is such a thing as too many dicks and I think 30 would qualify.

[neverdied]

Gonna join your show too?

[purple_reign]

not sure yet. she might go solo.

[purple_reign]

i can't argue with that. 30 might be too many even for me.

[brushoff]

have you heard of my new band, awkward teenager stork

[ what a terrible joke ]

btw if she's doing impersonations, tell Kitty to do me next.

[heckblazer]

[ No reply but somewhere John spits out his beer and makes this face ]

[brushoff]

I'm far beyond most people in any way/shape/form!

[huntergames]

11/10 :)

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[snoobs]

Chato Santana, most likely.

[ She is so funny!! ]

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[neverdied]

High nineties at least.

[Lololol hot jokes.]

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[snoobs]

He must be hotter than that.

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[wordaday]

don't we get this enough fron the gossip magazines?