Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[inmyothertights]

okay i'm sorry but honestly

people

he looks like a stork

there i said it

[brushoff]

+100

[inmyothertights]

i guess hell had to freeze over sometime

[brushoff]

you don't have to like someone to agree w/them
case in point
Gregs is worryingly supermodel storkish

[inmyothertights]

a stork with a stuffy and stuck up personality

[brushoff]

which makes it EVEN WORSE.
I can deal w/stork. but stuffy stork? no thanks

[inmyothertights]

yes

[purple_reign]

now that's just being rude

[inmyothertights]

you just made a post encouraging people to rate other imports

we passed rude about 50 miles ago

[purple_reign]

it was supposed to just be a text to my friend but its a little late to take back now

[dendarii]

He's dignified

[inmyothertights]

no one said storks weren't dignified, man

[dendarii]

Storks are inherently undignified

he's much too handsome for that

[inmyothertights]

you are biased

you are drinking the kool-aid

look it's okay to be into a guy who looks like a stork

just accept that it's true

[dendarii]

You're all BLIND and ridiculous

[inmyothertights]

i had to deep dive into rumblr for this i hope you know





i'm just saying

[dendarii]

wh

where did you get that picture

[ When the hell did Gregor go swimming?? And why wasn't Miles there.]

[inmyothertights]

rumblr

i just said

maybe kitty

[dendarii]

kitty

definitely kitty

[rathercommon]

BLOODY SLANDER

[inmyothertights]

the security lock on your phone is so easy

[brushoff]

omfg GET YOUR MAN SOME CHEST HAIR, NAISMITH

[dendarii]

shut up dorian

[brushoff]

All I'm saying is he looks like the world's most awkward teenager in that photo.

[inmyothertights]

awkward teenager stork