Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[purple_reign]

he looks like solid 7

[brushoff]

what
no
he's a vampire so that's automatically +2
and he's easily a 10/10 looks
and he's amazing which is a +3
so he's a solid 15

[purple_reign]

ur letting ur bias show

[brushoff]

is it really a bias if he's perfect?

[purple_reign]

no1 is perfect

[brushoff]

you say that despite knowing me? ;)
(Joking, btw)

[purple_reign]

especially because i know u

haha

[brushoff]

I'll just settle for NEAR perfect then

[purple_reign]

still far beyond most people

[brushoff]

I'm far beyond most people in any way/shape/form!

[purple_reign]

oh yeah? who would u say passes u?

other than Tobias

[brushoff]

hmmmmmmmm
I'd say Matthew Lin but he's not here anymore.
I give him a lot of shit but Jeff Winger actually does look pretty good for his age. Not as good as me, but he might be better than me had I actually aged up to forty.

[pummelgranite]

Solid 7.

[brushoff]

This coming from a 8?

[hisheartsdesire]

Same to you, mate.

[purple_reign]

now that i KNOW isn't true.

7 is a good number. ur very handsome. u just aren't a world class actor or model.

[hisheartsdesire]

Now, don't think I'm not appreciative.
Because like you said, 7 is a good number.
We're all entitled to our own opinions, else why would you bother asking?
7 for me. 7 for you.

[purple_reign]

i'll accept an honest rating

not one thats obviously a revenge rating

[hisheartsdesire]

Oh, please. I don't see how you think it's a revenge rating.
You're a 7, and Persephone's an 8.
Dorian is every number over 10, plus 10.

[purple_reign]

ur like a pair of children making up ur own rules

and with no taste

[hisheartsdesire]

Tasteless? Us? Ha!
You're the one who set this post up.
You of all people should've known you'd get a variety of opinions.
There weren't any rules, just a question.
There's no real reason anyone here should stop at 10.

[purple_reign]

it was supposed to be a text to my friend. not sure how it got to everyone but it isn't hurting to go with it.

but standard rules are always 1-10 scores.

it gets too ridiculous otherwise

[Because you have to be SERIOUS about discussing how hot people are or aren't.]

[hisheartsdesire]

Backtracking, are we?
Wait, no. I could believe you.
Something like this happened last year, too.
And fine, going by standard rules, Dorian's still a 10.
I guess I can give you a 7.5.
Happy now?

[purple_reign]

did it? some kind of network glitch i guess.

no, but i'll let it pass because ur bias is cute.

[hisheartsdesire]

Yeah, I think so. Some sort of network glitch.
Which means there's no telling how long it'll last.
Fine, fine.
How about I bump you to an 8?
Like Persephone.
I can't let you be a 10, obviously.
But will that make you happy?

[Because happiness is what matters here, not the actual hotness discussion.]