Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[inmyothertights]

you are biased

you are drinking the kool-aid

look it's okay to be into a guy who looks like a stork

just accept that it's true

[dendarii]

You're all BLIND and ridiculous

[inmyothertights]

i had to deep dive into rumblr for this i hope you know





i'm just saying

[dendarii]

wh

where did you get that picture

[ When the hell did Gregor go swimming?? And why wasn't Miles there.]

[inmyothertights]

rumblr

i just said

maybe kitty

[dendarii]

kitty

definitely kitty

[rathercommon]

BLOODY SLANDER

[inmyothertights]

the security lock on your phone is so easy

[rathercommon]

RUDE, BILLY KAPLAN
I'm going to get one of the phones that needs your thumbprint to get unlocked and then where will you be?

[inmyothertights]

magically changing my fingerprint?

[rathercommon]

[ ...touche. ]

You're a bloody cheat, William S. Kaplan.

[brushoff]

omfg GET YOUR MAN SOME CHEST HAIR, NAISMITH

[dendarii]

shut up dorian

[brushoff]

All I'm saying is he looks like the world's most awkward teenager in that photo.

[inmyothertights]

awkward teenager stork

[brushoff]

have you heard of my new band, awkward teenager stork

[ what a terrible joke ]

btw if she's doing impersonations, tell Kitty to do me next.

[inmyothertights]

you really want kitty to impersonate you?

[brushoff]

It'd be fun!

[ and he wants to check himself out like the shameless narcissist he is ]