maskormenace | Text: Let the misfires begin

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Text: Let the misfires begin

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?

[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

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[The whole response is a picture attachment - do you dare? Do you dare behold the sexiest bulldog there is?]

lmao what

obviously a perfect 10. A++ would pet that.

He'd gladly let you.

he looks so sassy. whats his name?

Sharkbait. His name before was not very kind.

i'm curious what it was if sharkbait is supposed to be less unkind

[A few minutes pass before Will sends two more pictures. The first is of an old collar that obviously hasn't been used in a while. The tag is dull and dusty, but the words on it are quite clear.

Bold as day it reads:
DOKTOR BUTKIS

The second picture is the back of the tag. Instead of an address, an obscene addition reads:
PUSSY HOUND

Sharkbait is super nice in comparison, okay.]

w o w

sharkbait is a 1000x better than that

Exactly. It suits him much better.

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I had a person in mind but I see now I was wrong.

Is it that little glimpse of tongue?

I think it's the little ears.

Good choice. They look just as fetching perked up.

Not sure I believe you.

You might have to send me another picture.

[Oho, someone is feeling saucy, eh?

He gets sent another picture because Will is willing (heh heh) to share dog pics always (also pretend it's the same dog). Dogs are just too good to withhold.]