maskormenace | Text: Let the misfires begin

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Text: Let the misfires begin

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?

[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

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High nineties at least.

[Lololol hot jokes.]

He must be hotter than that.

Ok. Probably mid to high 1000s? Also smoking.

I didn't realize you swung that way.

[Joke or not, he feels the need to point out:]

You really think I'd have a 'type'?

[As if he could get enthusiastic about anything.]

Most people do.

Probably. Not really any point to it though.

[Humans and their weird habits and themes and social norms.]

How can you say that?

You think it's better to categorise your preferences? Seems restrictive.

There isn't anything wrong with having a type.

It doesn't restrict you from anything if you really want something.

What's your type? Long. Slim. No limbs?

A challenging type is always fun.

There enough of that around here.

Never a bad thing.

Even better when they act as your own personal heat lamp?

[Diablo is hot for all the right reasons, right?!]

I won't say no.

Hope he knows what he's getting into.

Are you worried about him?

No. He can handle himself.

I'll be gentle.

I doubt that.

Now don't be rude.

Never am.

[Surely she knows Jack is the politest of all?]

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