Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[douchebag]

Yeah right. Like I'm falling for this.

[pummelgranite]

4 with the helmet off. 0 with it on.

[douchebag]

[ That's actually pretty fair. It's tough having a pointy rat face. ]

Hey. Don't knock my helmet. It's a nice helmet.

[purple_reign]

...i actually kinda like the helmet.

[douchebag]

Since you clearly have taste, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. The hottest import hasn't be listed yet.

[purple_reign]

oh? & who is that?

[douchebag]

Uh uh. No way. I don't want people touching my stuff.

[ He knows that people aren't "stuff," he's just possessive and territorial enough to use the term when talking to strangers. ]