Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[curled]

Is there something wrong with your other eye? "Not bad," he says as if that isn't a gigantic understatement.

[rideme]

you know i say that shit just so youll pop in right ?

[curled]

Just can't get enough of me, can you?

[rideme]

youre hilarious so no

[curled]

Not the first word I'd use to describe me. Clearly not yours either, considering the topic.

[ Can smugness be felt over text? Because there's a lot of it right now. ]

[rideme]

ouch
and here i was
defending your ass honor and crap

[curled]

[ His ass honor!!! Bull, please. ]

Does that sort of honor need defense? People may say whatever they wish of me, but it can't be denied I have a magnificent rear. So, thank you, I suppose, but I believe it does fine all on its shapely own.

[rideme]

oh come on this is a friendship thing

ass honor friendship

[curled]

Our friendship is based on how I look from behind. Is that what you're telling me?

[rideme]

unless theres some other thing youre going to base it on

[curled]

Considering it's you, I can't imagine what it would be.

[rideme]

i bet we could figure something out

[curled]

Somehow I don't doubt that.