Text: Let the misfires begin

[purple_reign]

hey 🌹, which import do u think is the hottest?


[OOC: It's an IC Hot or Not meme run by terrible, terrible god teenagers! :D Comment to get texts about how attractive your character or their CR is. Texts may or may not actually be misfires.]

Comments

[infomodder]

He wants to share it with you.

[textualhealing]

I guess he does help me get more attention on walks.

[infomodder]

Man's best friend.

[textualhealing]

Dogs are pretty great. :C

[infomodder]

They think you're pretty great too. :)

[textualhealing]

You think Sharkbait would give me a perfect 10? :

[infomodder]

Without a doubt.

[textualhealing]

Would you give me a perfect 10?

[Are you as good as a dog, Will?!]

[infomodder]

Yes.

[textualhealing]

Thanks, buddy. :)
Screw these guys. Their opinion doesn't even matter.

[infomodder]

You know what they say about opinions.

[textualhealing]

That they suck unless they're from dogs?

[infomodder]

That works.

[textualhealing]

Nailed it.

[infomodder]

You're sexy AND smart. Ignore the kids. They'll grow up one day.

[textualhealing]

And this is why you're man's best friend. <3