third chain ✯ misfired text originally meant for nike

[redigere]

I didn't use that much glitter in the end. I still have most of the bag! What else do you think I should do with it?

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[douchebag]

[ Since he has no idea who this is and he's learned his lesson about assuming things, he has to verify something very important first. ]

That depends. How old are you?

[redigere]

[Okay now Naminé is really confused.]

I'm sixteen today.

But who is this?

[douchebag]

[ Yikes. There goes his suggestion to use the glitter in stripping. Plan B. ]

Maybe make some festive Christmas decorations with it.

Wait, hold on. You're 16 and you're sending messages to strangers?

[redigere]

These messages were supposed to be for my friend Nike. I don't know how you're getting them...unless you somehow have Nike's communicator for some reason...?

[douchebag]

Nope. I'm not Nike and I definitely don't have Nike's phone. I've been getting a few weird message though, so either there's a rash of butt dialing going on or something's screwed up with the network.

[redigere]

Butt dialing?

[douchebag]

Yeah, you know, like you stick your phone in your pocket and you forget it's there and sit on it and it calls someone when you're singing in the car?

[redigere]

I can't say I relate since I don't usually have pockets.

[Which is a thing she wants to change, now that she's thinking about it???]

But I can see what you mean now. It was an accident. I'm sorry to have bothered you!

[douchebag]

Eh, it's okay. I don't mind. Wasn't doing anything important.

You get your glitter dilemma sorted out?

[redigere]

Well, people have suggested using it for art projects, which I'll do, but my friend also suggested sending it by mail to another friend. I'm wondering if I should.

[douchebag]

Do you hate your friend? Because mailing glitter to someone is revenge level shit. If so, I suggest a box and fillig it in layers of packing peanuts and glitter.

[redigere]

I don't hate him! And I don't want revenge on him for anything. I think he's just the type that would find it funny, that's all.

[douchebag]

Takes all kinds, I guess. Go for it.

[redigere]

I think I will! Thank you for the warning, though. I'll definitely buy less glitter the next time around.