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[rideme]

ok get this

there is a bull for HEAVEN

like instead of IRON BULL hes like GOD BULL and shit can u imagine

hahahaha take that wolf god am i right


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Comments

[stubble]

Pity Thedas was not fortunate enough to have one of those instead of Solas. I think I'd much prefer you to him.

[curled]

And people say my ego is big.

[unwiseheart]

the bull gets killed, though.

[ talk shit about wolves, get werewolves. ]

[missleadingquestions]

you know, some religions have easier ways to become a god

[solasan]

Sounds charming. Though by and large wolves and bulls have very little conflict of interest.

[23wishes]

not surprising. there's a god for just about everything.

[rideme]

oh hey cullen

[Not who he was texting, but oh well. Bull has 0 shame.]

HAH RIGHT THOUGH???? bet your ass the Heaven Bulls gonna be into all the good shit and none of this world destroying crap

[rideme]

[WOW?????]

hey now im not the one who came up with that
but seriously between me and Soul-ass

im the better god

[rideme]

who the hell are you and why are you raining on a guys parade

[rideme]

oh hey maya

who didnt this get sent to???


anyways not the point but yeah probably
like bang a swan or some shit eh ?

[rideme]

[What the fuck. This can't be who he thinks it is. Right? They haven't spoken in person yet, after all...]

dont know about that
i have a pretty big BEEF with one

[rideme]

yeah but
a HEAVEN BULL

[missleadingquestions]

probably everybody

but in some religions all you gotta do is die!!

[unwiseheart]

just a guy who likes wolves. and a wolf god would definitely kick a giant bull's ass, ok?

[solasan]

[ The porter makes things fun, doesn't it? Solas breathes out in a soft huff of resigned amusement mingled with acknowledgement. Yes, he does. ]

Thankfully not a divine disagreement. The pretense of those are far messier than people remember to credit.

[rideme]

fuck that
a cool ass name is only good if youre alive to appreciate it

[rideme]

no this guys an asshole

[missleadingquestions]

hey, the dead gotta party, too.

[rideme]

yeah in places where theres DEMONS and crap

[rideme]

it could be

if it has to be

[missleadingquestions]

isn't that only if you suuuuuper mess up??

[rideme]

how should i know they dont cover this under the Qun

[solasan]

It would be unwise on all accounts. Also largely improbable. Divinity has a way of being immensely overstated by the unaware.

[missleadingquestions]

so you don't have like, a paradise or anything like that? Or rest in peace etc etc etc

[unwiseheart]

doesn't mean he couldn't take a god bull. or a spirit bull. or whatever.

it'd be like fighting a giant burger.