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[rideme]

ok get this

there is a bull for HEAVEN

like instead of IRON BULL hes like GOD BULL and shit can u imagine

hahahaha take that wolf god am i right


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Comments

[stubble]

Pity Thedas was not fortunate enough to have one of those instead of Solas. I think I'd much prefer you to him.

[rideme]

oh hey cullen

[Not who he was texting, but oh well. Bull has 0 shame.]

HAH RIGHT THOUGH???? bet your ass the Heaven Bulls gonna be into all the good shit and none of this world destroying crap

[stubble]

Is it said to exist in this world? I have spoken with those who claim they are gods here. Perhaps you can meet it.

[curled]

And people say my ego is big.

[rideme]

[WOW?????]

hey now im not the one who came up with that
but seriously between me and Soul-ass

im the better god

[curled]

And what would you do, O Benevolent One?

[unwiseheart]

the bull gets killed, though.

[ talk shit about wolves, get werewolves. ]

[rideme]

who the hell are you and why are you raining on a guys parade

[unwiseheart]

just a guy who likes wolves. and a wolf god would definitely kick a giant bull's ass, ok?

[missleadingquestions]

you know, some religions have easier ways to become a god

[rideme]

oh hey maya

who didnt this get sent to???


anyways not the point but yeah probably
like bang a swan or some shit eh ?

[missleadingquestions]

probably everybody

but in some religions all you gotta do is die!!

[solasan]

Sounds charming. Though by and large wolves and bulls have very little conflict of interest.

[rideme]

[What the fuck. This can't be who he thinks it is. Right? They haven't spoken in person yet, after all...]

dont know about that
i have a pretty big BEEF with one

[solasan]

[ The porter makes things fun, doesn't it? Solas breathes out in a soft huff of resigned amusement mingled with acknowledgement. Yes, he does. ]

Thankfully not a divine disagreement. The pretense of those are far messier than people remember to credit.

[23wishes]

not surprising. there's a god for just about everything.

[rideme]

yeah but
a HEAVEN BULL

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[sasaeru]

Do you mean the constellation?

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[rideme]

theres a constellation for this

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[sleight_of_hand]

I think I remember reading about that. It was a long time ago, though.

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[rideme]

and it was awesome as shit right

[thegriffinofdeath]

From what I've read of this world's religious history, you'd be hard pressed to find something that hasn't been a god at one point or another.

[rideme]

what about



tits?
there a tit god?

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[marriedmedium]

I think that would be simply divine!

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[rideme]

well thank you i thought so myself