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[restingstitchface]

[Attached is a single message: it's not the worst he's written, but it's up there.]

Is it unethical to inform children Santa isn't real?

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* religious you saw nothing

[restingstitchface]

I'll take that as a compliment.

i saw it with my eyes

[grumbling]

I must've said it wrong.

[ except he's used to certain pointy-eared people interpreting his sarcasm as a genuine compliment, so eh. ]

Why is the Almighty a monster a monster in the sky?

[restingstitchface]

Humanity absolves itself of monstrous actions by utelizing God, a self-made concept, as a scapegoat. God is a reflection of human nature. Ergo, God is a monster.

[grumbling]

Hmph. Sounds like you need to be sit down for a good old fashioned sermon.

[restingstitchface]

To mend my ways, yes?

I've already been there. Audience was fantastic. Made a killing.

[What happens in Georgia stays in Georgia.]

[grumbling]

[ don't tarnish his beautiful georgia with your filth. ]

Figuratively I hope?

[restingstitchface]

[Wow. You go you.]

Of course. I'm not a mere murderer, you know.

[grumbling]

That's real comforting to hear from the madman who attacked Disney World. My God, I'd say you were on some kind of mission. What're you gonna say next? That the Tooth Fairy isn't real?

[restingstitchface]

The Tooth Fairy, like Santa, is superstition.

Now, I don't believe I admitted that the power of superstition is unreal. Do you?

[grumbling]

You believe in superstition?

[restingstitchface]

Oh heavens no. I simply don't ignore its effect upon the weak-minded.

[grumbling]

Now you're starting to sound like a Vulcan.

[restingstitchface]

That sounds illogical.

[It makes no sense! What's a Vulcan???]