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[restingstitchface]

[Attached is a single message: it's not the worst he's written, but it's up there.]

Is it unethical to inform children Santa isn't real?

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[hightiderising]

Then what do you blame for YOUR behavioral problems?

[restingstitchface]

[Rude!]

Behavioral problems. For posing a legitimate question, written in the spirit of privacy.

Simply marvellous.

[Really now. At least wait till he's gassed a Christmas party or something.]

[hightiderising]

For breaking a bunch of little kids' hearts!

[restingstitchface]

How many of your hypothetical broken-hearted children have actually read this post, hmm?

[hightiderising]

How am I supposed to know that?

[restingstitchface]

Touche. And in that vein, how do you know I've broken a bunch of childish hearts? And how many?

[hightiderising]

How should I know? I don't even know you. It's that you WANT to that's the problem.

[restingstitchface]

It's a hypothetical question, child. Where is my intent? Honestly, the American education system these days...

[hightiderising]

Or you're just a weirdo.

[restingstitchface]

I fail to see how that holds relevance.