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[restingstitchface]

[Attached is a single message: it's not the worst he's written, but it's up there.]

Is it unethical to inform children Santa isn't real?

Comments

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Oh dude, are you looking for recs? I really like Electroswing and covers of old songs that put a new spin on classic material, if that sounds like your jam!

https://youtu.be/CFA6dEwWOb4 <-- electroswing!!

[restingstitchface]

[That's oddly pleasant.]

What a pleasing tune. Do you spend your time listening to music like this?

[Pleasing. It's not entirely BS. Not entirely truth, either. He's not about to admit it, but it's not an unpleasant answer to have.]

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Sometimes, yeah. I like to listen to high-energy stuff when I'm

[ PATROLLING THE STREETS AND FIGHTIN' CRIME ]

at the gym!

[restingstitchface]

[Uh huh. How dumb does she think he is???]

I imagime it would facilitate intensive exercise.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

[ She doesn't think he's dumb! She's just... really, really bad at being dishonest. ]

Oh for sure! It's hard not to get your feet moving once you've got those sweet jams going. You should try it sometime, I know it isn't classical music, but it can be really fun!

[restingstitchface]

For you, I don't doubt.

But athletics isn't my strong suit, I'm afraid.

[Jonathan Crane? Exercise?? Nooope???]

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

[ when/if she meets him in person, she'll realize he's made of spaghetti noodles and reconsider! ]

Aw, that's cool too! To each their own, y'know?

[restingstitchface]

Yes, well, those are wise words for us all.

Unfortunately, as scintillating as this conversation is, I must leave for a session.

[With Harleen. Cause life hates him.]