devoutish: (like booze ever killed anyone)
Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-12-11 03:15 pm

💣 004 | text | backdated to the 10th

[Who knows who this is meant for. Whoever it is, they're not getting it; it's showing up on the public network instead.]

I bring her sweetbread, she's got wine in the kitchen, things are going very nicely. Then a giant fuck-off snake slithers into the room, as long as I am tall and thick as my forearm.

I'm telling you, mate, I nearly left right then and there.
snoobs: ᴀʀᴛ » ᴄᴜᴘɴᴏᴏᴅʟᴇs. ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ. (pros: i trust him)

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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-12-13 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
I do have a birthday coming up. You'll have to surprise me then.
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-12-13 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you'll have to get me something nice, won't you?
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-12-13 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Now don't disappoint.
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-12-13 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want to test that?
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-12-13 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her eyes narrow slightly, having not expected Alfie to be this defiant. She is clearly unused to it. ]

If you insist!