💣 004 | text | backdated to the 10th

[devoutish]

[Who knows who this is meant for. Whoever it is, they're not getting it; it's showing up on the public network instead.]

I bring her sweetbread, she's got wine in the kitchen, things are going very nicely. Then a giant fuck-off snake slithers into the room, as long as I am tall and thick as my forearm.

I'm telling you, mate, I nearly left right then and there.

Comments

[devoutish]

I'd like to avoid both, right, if at all possible. Avoiding your swear-ins and big group gatherings seems to have done a good job of that for me, so far.

[mischiefsmith]

As this is merely one of many universes and dimensions I am almost certain that there is a you out there devouring brains and terrorizing the villages. I try not to think about it terribly much, existential crisis and all.

[devoutish]

That's a very specific thing to be almost certain about.

[mischiefsmith]

It shouldn't be surprising given the design of this particular world. People dropping in from various realities, some alternate realities of the world they come from, I feel it would be remiss not to consider the possibilities.

[devoutish]

Mm, yeah, all right, but this other me could just as easily be a fucking king of ancient China, couldn't he.

[mischiefsmith]

That is a fair point, but there could be multiple yous so you could be king of China and you could be a Zombie, or you could be a glitter covered clown performing street tricks for enamored passersby.

[devoutish]

We might as well say there could be infinite mes.

[mischiefsmith]

A very real possibility.

[devoutish]

A ridiculous one.