💣 004 | text | backdated to the 10th

[devoutish]

[Who knows who this is meant for. Whoever it is, they're not getting it; it's showing up on the public network instead.]

I bring her sweetbread, she's got wine in the kitchen, things are going very nicely. Then a giant fuck-off snake slithers into the room, as long as I am tall and thick as my forearm.

I'm telling you, mate, I nearly left right then and there.

Comments

text;

[baetiful]

Well, there is truth in that. This modern world seems to be highly invested in living their lives on social media. It's good to see you've adapted quite well.

text;

[devoutish]

Absolutely, yeah. I've seen the light. They'll need to give me a cape now, so that I can go out and do a bit of heroing.

text;

[baetiful]

You would be a shining example to us all, embracing your superheroism. Would you have a secret identity, then? Call yourself the Muffin Man and wear spandex beneath your apron?

text;

[devoutish]

What is spandex?

text;

[baetiful]

If you do not know, perhaps it's for the best that you remain in the dark. But I will say that it's something that only seems to look good on women.

text;

[devoutish]

That could be many things.

text;

[baetiful]

Indeed it could. It could probably be said of most things in all actuality.

text;

[devoutish]

Hear, hear.

[Women are gr8.]