devoutish: (like booze ever killed anyone)
Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-12-11 03:15 pm

💣 004 | text | backdated to the 10th

[Who knows who this is meant for. Whoever it is, they're not getting it; it's showing up on the public network instead.]

I bring her sweetbread, she's got wine in the kitchen, things are going very nicely. Then a giant fuck-off snake slithers into the room, as long as I am tall and thick as my forearm.

I'm telling you, mate, I nearly left right then and there.