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[glitterateur]

hi everybody!! do YOU know what day it is??

it's december 12th!! which means you have basically no time left to do your xmas shopping or to go pick up the perfect sweater for that holiday party or to get something soft and fuzzy to wear during hanukkah

SOLUTION: order a custom sweater from me, mabel pines!!

I'm basically a sweater wizard and I can make them out of whatever material you want with whatever design you could ever want ever!! I work SUPER fast and my prices are VERY reasonable and every sweater is made with love

and sometimes cat and pig hair!!

so hit me up if you're interested and just tell me the size and the design and BAM you'll get the coolest warmest thing possible this winter

winky face ;)

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[sasaeru]

[one unknowing alien hits up this post]

Any design?

[glitterateur]

any design you can think of!!

obviously nothing mean or anything but if you want like a giraffe playing basketball I can totally do that

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[deadtective]

[meanwhile, a completely knowing zombie cuts in with the exact same question.]

Any design?

[glitterateur]

you can have anything except for something mean!!!

so don't even try asking for a rude thing!

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

can you do squirrels and/or acorns??

[glitterateur]

I can do BOTH!!

unless you mean sweaters for squirrels and/or acorns which I can also do!! I just need to know because those are smaller sizes and I need to use the small needles

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[helpline]

Can you do one with all the days of the week on it or is that asking too much?

[ a pause, before ]

And I'm totally cool. I play guitar! That's cool!

[glitterateur]

nope I can totally handle that!!

is it for somebody who needs to be reminded of what they are?? should this be kid friendly??

and you're SUPER cool doctor!! you're the coolest [Grandpa. The coolest grandpa, which is an extremely low bar.]

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[unbreaker]

[Did someone say CUSTOM SWEATERS? Josuke is so there!]

okay but what if someone wants 2 sweaters? because i totally want 2 sweaters mabel!

[It can't be helped. Josuke can't pass up one for himself, he just can't. The fashion disaster in him won't allow it! But he definitely has to get one for a certain hell-on-legs girlfriend of his, too.]

[glitterateur]

you can definitely have 2 sweaters!!

what kind of sweaters?? what designs do you want gimme some ideas!!

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[pyrogue]

[ Man he has never met this little girl before but god, he knows someone who may really appreciate a sweater. ]

What kind of colors do you have?

[ Wait. ]

Did you say "pig hair"?

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[glitterateur]

I have every color!! my yarn collection is HUGE so basically name a color and I've got it

and yeah sometimes my pigs will hold the yarn for me and their little bristles get stuck in it so it's like it's made with extra love!!

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[darkpants_warmfeeling]

This is a great offer Mabel. Can I order four, or is that too much?

[One for each Normandy crew member. Because Jacob is a dork.]

[glitterateur]

Jacob who are you talking to??

I am the sweater pro!!

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[oddbod]

do you think you can fit the entire periodic table onto one?

[glitterateur]

I think so??

I'll check with dipper but I've fit some pretty big things on sweaters before!!

[mischiefsmith]

You don't happen to make hooded sweaters do you?

[glitterateur]

absolutely!! they take just a little longer but it's not a big deal

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[ursawhiner]

[After reading the post, Dipper looks over from his bed to where Mabel is...Bedazzling? It's shiny.]

Maybe you should leave out the part about the pig hair. People don't really like thinking about that.

[glitterateur]

[It's nearly blinding, is what it is.]

But it adds authenticity! It's like another layer of homemade-ness.

[monge]

i would like a sweater please thank you

[glitterateur]

sure thing!! what color?? what design??

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[redigere]

I've already gotten presents for my friends, but I'd like to have a sweater for myself! Could I have a light blue one, with a white pattern on the hems? It doesn't have to be fancy, just something that looks like waves.

How long does it take to be a sweater wizard?

[glitterateur]

that sounds super cute!! I'll get to work on it right away

I dunno but I've been knitting for like five years??? so maybe it takes at least that long or less if you can practice all the time!!

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[doubleblind]

I'll take four, please.

[glitterateur]

sure!!

do you want them to all match??

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[aojona]

Wow that's incredible. The texture seems like it'd be really hard to knit with.

[ ... Cat and pig hair, he means. ]

This is really generous though. Won't that be a lot of work?

[glitterateur]

there are certain techniques that make it a breeze once you master them!!

and not really??

I mean KIND of like how last year I had to ice my wrists for like a week but the sweaters go pretty fast and I like having something to do while I watch all the movies on tv!!

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[rideme]

hows business going kiddo?

[glitterateur]

I am raking in the sweater cash!!

[No she's not she's grossly undercharging.]

do you wanna get one for somebody bull?? no charge for family!!

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[empetre]

H-Hello... [There's a shy girl on screen, practically hiding behind her hair as she chews her lip nervously.] U-Um... do you... if it's not too much trouble, of course... but can you make sweaters in different shapes?

[Because finding winter clothes made for pegasi is proving... a little... difficult.]

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[glitterateur]

[Mabel sees the shyness. Mabel understands the shyness (not really, but she gets that sometimes people aren't super great at talking to everyone and anyone). So she switches to video, making sure she's got her friendliest and most reassuring face on.]

Sure! I once made a sweater for a manotaur. What kind of shape do you want?

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[heroforhobby]

You're not saying you make sweaters completely out of cat or pig hair, are you?

[glitterateur]

nope!! that would be waaaaay too much work

but you know sometimes when you're knitting stuff gets caught in the fibers because your cats or your pigs slept on your yarn

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[devoutish]

Is the cat and pig hair mandatory?

[He's mostly just here to be a little bit of an ass.]

[glitterateur]

[Her family is headed by a cantankerous old man gremlin. She's immune to assholery.]

nope!!

I can take extra care to make sure they don't come near the yarn when I make your sweater!!

[missleadingquestions]

I almost forgot about christmas...

but I guess this year I should get something for somebody, huh??? pretty hard to resist mabel sweaters

[glitterateur]

totally irresistible!!

do you wanna get one for somebody special maybe?!?!