[Video] Help Wanted: Nerd Seeks Portal-Maker - Inquire Within

[driftsintobuffetline]

Heeeey. So. Sophie's post reminded me I needed to get off my ass and inquire about this.

With Qubit and so many others gone, originally Hermann and I'd put the wedding on hold a bit... [Lies. Quite the opposite. They rushed it. They're already married, but haven't really told everyone that. If your character hasn't already been told/seen, then the very observant might, at some point in this video (or ones Newt's been in since late December) have noticed a simple gold band on Newt's left hand when he gestures. It's not always obvious because half the time he's HOLDING the phone with his left hand. But his hands do gesture enough.] for...reasons.

[Reasons = Because they missed Qubit, not because they needed his portals]

In any case, we're going to go ahead and do it anyway and for sentimental reasons, we were kind of looking at destination wedding in Alaska. Does anyone have any portal- or teleport- related powers that they would be willing to use to safely transport groups of people that far? We can discuss compensation, or whatever. Wedding is set for March.

Thanks!


[[OOC: We're in need of a portal/teleporter person who can move at least a dozen or so people comfortably and safely to Alaska and back and who plans to still have their character in-game and active come late March. Thank you!]]

Comments

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[mathemagier]

Hm, I wonder how likely it is that we'll find someone. Suppose we should start looking at nice locations around the imPort cities.

Voice;

[driftsintobuffetline]

We will find some way to make this happen, dude. For you, I will make this happen.

[mathemagier]

It's not just for me, you know. I'm doing this in part because you deserve to have that 'rockstar' ceremony.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Uh huh sure. You just want to show me off. Don't worry. I won't tell anyone.

[inmyothertights]

Billy Kaplan. Magical services. Can teleport where you need to go, as long as it's not for illegal activities.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Well, last I checked, gay marriage was legal...?

[inmyothertights]

That's a yes. You're fine.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Good, good.

Now, uh, Billy, how do your powers work exactly? Like what kind of limitations are we looking at here?

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[heliophilic]

Alas, this place prevents me from getting you there instantaneously, but I can get you and your party there.

Door.

[A large golden portal opens up behind him.]

[driftsintobuffetline]

...A door, huh? That seems pretty instantaneous. Are there any limits to this door?

[heliophilic]

I can only set up the Doors in a 50 mile radius of my apartment's current location. As Alaska's farther than that, you'd have to wait in my living room while I moved it cross country.

[driftsintobuffetline]

So,wait. It would have to be a series of connected doors across the country?

Private Permavid

[governorkang]

[Yeah, he noticed the ring.]

You eloped already, didn't you.

Same!

[driftsintobuffetline]

[guilty as charged. He looks a bit embarrassed]

In December, right before Christmas. I wasn't going to miss my chance, not when half the people I knew seemed to be disappearing.

[And, suddenly struck with a concern he didn't think he was going to have...but is pretty important to him now]

...you're not mad, are you? You'll come to this one, right?

[governorkang]

I can't say I blame you.

[He snorts.]

You really think I'd miss this?

[driftsintobuffetline]

Well, it's dumb human ceremony stuff. I don't know. Maybe you have better things to do. But good. I want you to come and so you're invited and just so you know, traditionally people can bring a guest or date or whatever. You're welcome to bring Aurican, if you think it wouldn't bore him. There will be food at least.

voice;

[suldreen]

I mean, I said I can do it.

[ She's not offended, not one bit. Nope. ]

Voice

[driftsintobuffetline]

We are not jumping everyone to Alaska. Hermann won't let us.

Voice

[suldreen]

Bummer.

[ It does make sense though. ]

[Video]

[radventure]

[ The video clicks on and Max gives a casual wave. ]

Yo. Portals R Us, at your service.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Oh? What kind of portals? Please not like Riku's.

[radventure]

Nope, just a simple trip from Point A to Point B with no worry about things like gas prices or airplane food.

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[dirtyredneck]

Was going to say I know a guy, but it looks like you already got a few offers.

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[driftsintobuffetline]

I appreciate the offer anyway. When did you need an portal, though, and who did you use? Reviews are good too.

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[dirtyredneck]

Ain't matter that much.

[This is a public text and he was hoping to leave his response as 'you got this so I'll go']

You already got more people talking to you than I knew could do that.