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[marriedmedium]

[For those who know her, Sadie's natural sparkle is slightly dimmer as she appears on the network today, just a touch. For those who don't, it might well go unnoticed, as her smile is as broad as ever.]

Hello, darlings. For those of you who watch my show—and I'm sure it's many of you, as you all have such excellent taste—my producers have decided to do a special edition to celebrate Valentine's Day, celebrating the wonderful thing called love and ways we celebrate it through time and distance!

[Just for a moment, Sadie glances down to her wedding ring.]

Now, thanks to my vast experience speaking to ghosts, I have the time covered, but what about distance? I can't think of any distance greater than different worlds, so tell me, how do my dear fellow imPorts celebrate love?

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[douchebag]

[ Felix is probably the last person who should be talking to anyone about love, but here he is. ]

You mean generally or specifically? Because there sure is a lot of heart-themed shit in stores lately. I'm thinking that's a part of it.

[marriedmedium]

However you want to answer, darling. I want to know what you do.

[douchebag]

I don't know. I never did anything. Never had anyone to celebrate it with, you know?

[marriedmedium]

What about your friends or family then?

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[bindsthedead]

You speak to ghosts?? Are you some sort of necromancer? [Because she doesn't act like a necromancer, but who can tell in this place. Best to make sure she isn't a threat.]

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[marriedmedium]

I haven't lately as there seem to be no ghosts here, but I did all my life. I'm a natural medium.

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[bindsthedead]

You mean like all that nonsense with seances and ouija boards?

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[marriedmedium]

I've never required either of those tools.

[She's not an amateur.]

[heroforhobby]

I think most people back home just give each other chocolate. Nothing that exciting.

[He's not dismissing it so much because he's never been given chocolate, no sir.]

[marriedmedium]

That depends what you put in the chocolate.

[heroforhobby]

[Pause.]

I'm guessing more chocolate.

[marriedmedium]

That certainly would be very...chocolatey.

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[socialactivillain]

I have to admit, love hasn't really been a main priority of mine since I arrived. Back home, though, I never really celebrated Valentine's Day, which I think probably got on my ex's nerves more than he wanted to admit.

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[marriedmedium]

It sounds as they he wanted to be romanced! But we all show love in our own way.

[socialactivillain]

Romance is one thing, but I'm not a fan of overly commercialized events.

[marriedmedium]

And what about your ex-paramour?

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[helpline]

Very erratically if you're me and my wife. Our timelines never synced up properly.

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[marriedmedium]

[Sadie doesn't even blink.]

Oh dear, how distressing! I suppose that makes it very difficult for one of you to surprise the other with a romantic dinner, too.

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[helpline]

Entirely too difficult! I'd idly mention that I'd want to do something romantic only to find out that in the future, I'd already done it!

Date nights were awful.

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[pyrogue]

Y'know, not really sure anymore. Since I'm dating someone now, probably a good idea to figure that out, huh?

[ Hold the phone. ]

Wait, didja say "ghosts"?

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[marriedmedium]

It might be, darling, or you might find yourself on the prowl again.

And yes, ghosts! I've known quite a few.

[pyrogue]

Jeeze. I believe you -- knew a ghost once, great guy, total gentleman -- but sounds kinda depressing. No offense. I think I'd just feel guilty all the time for being alive.

[airshow]

Not much of a romantic myself, but I love those little candy hearts that taste like chalk and beeswax.

[marriedmedium]

Oh yes, and their clever little sayings! They're simply adorable.

[airshow]

Pretty sure they've had the same clever little sayings since like the '30s, though.