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[ For once, you do not see Crematia. Instead, you see the setting sun starting to dim by night's touch. Further away you will see Heropa in its glory, though you might see some columns of smoke here and there, thanks to Starscream's attempted takeover. In fact, you might get the impression that the communication device just might be floating just above the ground somehow, bobbing up and down gently. ]

When Crematia speaks, it is not her usual human voice, which is usually cool and coy. No, this voice sounds almost like a whisper of a weedy old matriarch, if it wasn't for the constant gravelly undertones and deep rumbling, indicating a much larger size. ]

These humans took me away from the Abyss to be their hero.

Here, let me show my efforts at heroism.

[ CLANG! Something falls directly in front of the camera. To those who have been paying attention to Starscream's latest broadcast or had seen his attempted takeover first hand, you might recognize it as a piece of Starscream's ramshackle Decepticon minions.

As it turns out Crematia has a hobby of collecting trophies. ]

I have never fought a giant made out of metal before. I relished the challenge, especially when I fought the one called Starscream and hear him squeal as I tear him apart with tooth and claw.

However.

[ Slowly, a red snout appears, following massive jaws with studding horns following the snout and chin. One can see her darkening horns that pointed out backward from her skull. There is steam coming off her scales, as though she's literally on fire.

One bright yellow eye stares intently at the screen, her cruelty shining through. ]

If this government summoned me from Hell itself just to fight its own imPorts or some lowly criminals, there will be a lot of disappointment going around.

Especially from me.

[ So step up, USA. She's done being patient with you losers. Place her in a war and pay up, or she'll do her own thing. ]

The residence number 32 is vacant. I have moved out to a place more suitable.

[ Crematia out. ]

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He does definitely squeal.

Does he not? I'm disappointed, considering he's a metal giant.

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Yes, one would think with such a stature the sound would be more- impressive.

I hope he's not the best his people can offer.

I doubt that! There is always potential for more. [A nod.] And I commend you for properly subjugating him. He seems to need it regularly.

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[ live, from prison... ]

I do not squeal.

It is certainly no roar or bellow.

Hm, neither a growl or a shout either even.

CUT THAT OUT!

NEVER!

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Do you really think I would 'roar' like one of those Earth animals?

No, because you squeal.

Again, I DO NOT SQUEAL!

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I'm genuinely surprised you allowed him to live.

[She may not recognize his face, but his accent is the same. This is the first he's talked to Crematia in his true form. His scales have a dark bronze sheen to them, with a tarnished appearance at the edges.]

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He would not die.

[ That's the one disappointment she had about the whole thing. She knows that imPorts die and come back here, but Starscream somehow endured her assault, and she honestly can't tell that's a quality Cybertronians have or that just uniquely him. ]

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[...wait. ]

What are you supposed to be?

I'm sure you tried your best.

[He's completely serious, too. He knows how reds operate.

And, he knows exactly why she's asking that question.]

I am a draconian. Many milennia after your time, the eggs of the metallics were stolen, and dark magic was used to hatch us instead.

I told you before, the world has changed greatly.

[ what. ]

[ but how. ]

[ give her a minute to comprehend what you just said, Kang. ]

[ There is a mighty shriek as her fervent joy overcame her. It would sound something like a monster's bellow before an attack, but those who have been around dragons can recognize a dragon in mirth, overcome by laughter. ]

Are you telling me Paladine's wyrms are no more?

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What is that? A robot?

[ what is happening in this place dragons fighting robots????

A Cybertronian, as they called themselves.

Did it attack you?

No, I attacked it after its owner attacked me earlier.

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