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[magnitudes]

G'day g'day, this is Sarissa Theron, local hero and devastatingly good looking rural.

( She seems in a better mood than last time she posted, and better form - and sure, she is, but it's also Sarissa trying very very ahrd to be Okay, and definitely not actually being Okay. Still, there's a healthy flush to her cheeks, and unlike last time she's got a smear of mud on her cheek and is looking like she's been working outside. Wherever she is, she's definitely in a field, and there's a shed nearby. )

I know, two posts from me, in one month? Overkill, definitely. But this is so important. Or, should I say,

( and she grins, brightly, before turning the camera... ) sow important?

( Yes, viewers. In-frame is a very large sow, pink with black patches. Around her are nine little piglets, varied from all pink to speckled to covered in patches, and one that is totally black. )

I just rescued these guys from a bit of a situation. Got them a special shed and I just finished the fences on the fields a couple days ago, so good timing, but I gotta head back into town to pick up some more supplies and that. If anyone has any fruit and veggies or pig feed or straw or - I mean, anything that you wanna donate to the rescue pig extravaganza, lemme know.

( A thumbs up; she is so excited. Pigs!!! ) And I need help coming up with names, because they can't all be Hamlet or Francis Bacon.

Comments

[helpline]

All of which I can't accomplish without walking through the console room.

[oddbod]

You really need a back exit.

[oddbod]

There's a place out near our house called Meat in a Box. Maybe we could try there.

[doubleblind]

I have not seen that story, and I should. Find me a video, I'm on my way!

[helpline]

That got jettisoned with the pool.

[helpline]

That sounds like such a simple premise that I'm worried they've drastically messed it up already.

[oddbod]

I bet it actually comes in a bag.

[oddbod]

You keep saying that, but I've seen several pools.

[helpline]

Well they're pools, but they're not the pool.

[helpline]

You're jinxing it!

[oddbod]

What about a jar? It could come in a jar.

[oddbod]

You're saying the Olympic size pool with the giant holographic skylight isn't the pool?

[helpline]

If I plug my ears, maybe I won't hear you jinxing the restaurant.

[helpline]

Exactly!

[ c: ]

[oddbod]

If I jinx it enough, maybe they'll bring it out on a nice, big plate.

[helpline]

La la la, Clara is saying something but I can't hear her because I'm plugging my ears because she's a big jinx.

[ he says, as he definitely plugs his ears while recording this. ]