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ѕarιѕѕa "noт тoday, ѕaтan" тнeron ([personal profile] magnitudes) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-26 02:37 pm

008. video.

G'day g'day, this is Sarissa Theron, local hero and devastatingly good looking rural.

( She seems in a better mood than last time she posted, and better form - and sure, she is, but it's also Sarissa trying very very ahrd to be Okay, and definitely not actually being Okay. Still, there's a healthy flush to her cheeks, and unlike last time she's got a smear of mud on her cheek and is looking like she's been working outside. Wherever she is, she's definitely in a field, and there's a shed nearby. )

I know, two posts from me, in one month? Overkill, definitely. But this is so important. Or, should I say,

( and she grins, brightly, before turning the camera... ) sow important?

( Yes, viewers. In-frame is a very large sow, pink with black patches. Around her are nine little piglets, varied from all pink to speckled to covered in patches, and one that is totally black. )

I just rescued these guys from a bit of a situation. Got them a special shed and I just finished the fences on the fields a couple days ago, so good timing, but I gotta head back into town to pick up some more supplies and that. If anyone has any fruit and veggies or pig feed or straw or - I mean, anything that you wanna donate to the rescue pig extravaganza, lemme know.

( A thumbs up; she is so excited. Pigs!!! ) And I need help coming up with names, because they can't all be Hamlet or Francis Bacon.
puppydoctor: (✚ it's hard to keep the rainclouds out)

[video]

[personal profile] puppydoctor 2017-02-26 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[In a tone eerily similar to one that's already replied to this post - ]

Is that you and Sarah's yard?
puppydoctor: (✚ i remember how the bedroom looked)

[personal profile] puppydoctor 2017-02-26 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He squints. And squints some more.]

... Okay, where the hell did you hear that name?
puppydoctor: (✚ and pray to god he hears you)

[personal profile] puppydoctor 2017-02-26 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I know what the movie is!

[Still suspicious, TBH]

It was this stupid name people used to have for me at work, is all. Sarah doesn't even know.
Edited 2017-02-26 05:37 (UTC)
puppydoctor: (✚ or break the ones you've followed)

[personal profile] puppydoctor 2017-02-26 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, you know what, have fun with Sarah and the pigs.

[He moves to turn the feed off... but of course keeps hitting all the wrong buttons.]
puppydoctor: (✚ between the lines of fear and blame)

[personal profile] puppydoctor 2017-02-27 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[He presses another wrong button. The picture switches to show the ground in front of him instead.]

Crap.