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maskormenace2017-02-26 02:37 pm
magnitudes) wrote in maskormenace2017-02-26 02:37 pm
008. video.
G'day g'day, this is Sarissa Theron, local hero and devastatingly good looking rural.
( She seems in a better mood than last time she posted, and better form - and sure, she is, but it's also Sarissa trying very very ahrd to be Okay, and definitely not actually being Okay. Still, there's a healthy flush to her cheeks, and unlike last time she's got a smear of mud on her cheek and is looking like she's been working outside. Wherever she is, she's definitely in a field, and there's a shed nearby. )
I know, two posts from me, in one month? Overkill, definitely. But this is so important. Or, should I say,
( and she grins, brightly, before turning the camera... ) sow important?
( Yes, viewers. In-frame is a very large sow, pink with black patches. Around her are nine little piglets, varied from all pink to speckled to covered in patches, and one that is totally black. )
I just rescued these guys from a bit of a situation. Got them a special shed and I just finished the fences on the fields a couple days ago, so good timing, but I gotta head back into town to pick up some more supplies and that. If anyone has any fruit and veggies or pig feed or straw or - I mean, anything that you wanna donate to the rescue pig extravaganza, lemme know.
( A thumbs up; she is so excited. Pigs!!! ) And I need help coming up with names, because they can't all be Hamlet or Francis Bacon.
( She seems in a better mood than last time she posted, and better form - and sure, she is, but it's also Sarissa trying very very ahrd to be Okay, and definitely not actually being Okay. Still, there's a healthy flush to her cheeks, and unlike last time she's got a smear of mud on her cheek and is looking like she's been working outside. Wherever she is, she's definitely in a field, and there's a shed nearby. )
I know, two posts from me, in one month? Overkill, definitely. But this is so important. Or, should I say,
( and she grins, brightly, before turning the camera... ) sow important?
( Yes, viewers. In-frame is a very large sow, pink with black patches. Around her are nine little piglets, varied from all pink to speckled to covered in patches, and one that is totally black. )
I just rescued these guys from a bit of a situation. Got them a special shed and I just finished the fences on the fields a couple days ago, so good timing, but I gotta head back into town to pick up some more supplies and that. If anyone has any fruit and veggies or pig feed or straw or - I mean, anything that you wanna donate to the rescue pig extravaganza, lemme know.
( A thumbs up; she is so excited. Pigs!!! ) And I need help coming up with names, because they can't all be Hamlet or Francis Bacon.
now it's time for some #qualitytagging
no but uh a few hours later, a mysterious package has arrived at sarissa's doorstep. there's no knock on the door, or bell rung, so she will have to discover it on her own. it's an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables, contained in a bag that, upon further investigation, is from a local liquor store. notably absent is any alcohol, however, because jess already consumed it all. nice. ]
oh my god
JESSICA JONES, OH MY GOD, YOU LOSER )