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ѕarιѕѕa "noт тoday, ѕaтan" тнeron ([personal profile] magnitudes) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-26 02:37 pm

008. video.

G'day g'day, this is Sarissa Theron, local hero and devastatingly good looking rural.

( She seems in a better mood than last time she posted, and better form - and sure, she is, but it's also Sarissa trying very very ahrd to be Okay, and definitely not actually being Okay. Still, there's a healthy flush to her cheeks, and unlike last time she's got a smear of mud on her cheek and is looking like she's been working outside. Wherever she is, she's definitely in a field, and there's a shed nearby. )

I know, two posts from me, in one month? Overkill, definitely. But this is so important. Or, should I say,

( and she grins, brightly, before turning the camera... ) sow important?

( Yes, viewers. In-frame is a very large sow, pink with black patches. Around her are nine little piglets, varied from all pink to speckled to covered in patches, and one that is totally black. )

I just rescued these guys from a bit of a situation. Got them a special shed and I just finished the fences on the fields a couple days ago, so good timing, but I gotta head back into town to pick up some more supplies and that. If anyone has any fruit and veggies or pig feed or straw or - I mean, anything that you wanna donate to the rescue pig extravaganza, lemme know.

( A thumbs up; she is so excited. Pigs!!! ) And I need help coming up with names, because they can't all be Hamlet or Francis Bacon.
deadtective: (sixty-eight.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
[what are you talking about, obliquely calling yourself lower than pond scum and deserving of torment and destruction is the funniest shit in the world.]

That was reaching and you know it.

Fuck 'em. Ramming a pole up their ass isn't gonna keep them from dying any harder than everyone else.
deadtective: (thirty-one.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-02-27 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna start pretending like you've got a third of a brain instead of half a one, that's what I'm gonna do.

Must've been one hell of a bad time if they're getting pissy at the person who actually kicked it.


[but hey, what does she know. she only died For Real at home and then got murdered by her brainwashed boyfriend here that one time.]