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[puppydoctor]

[A brief but official Public Service Announcement, from your local brand-new Autopsy Technician.]

Whoever's been calling the morgue asking to buy bodies? We legally can't sell them to you, and it's getting really annoying and creepy, so just stop.

... Please.

Comments

[ Video ]

[ghoulking]

If it's a special need for their survival they can actually get them.

Usually from research laboratories, I don't know if regular morgues can do the same.

[video]

[puppydoctor]

[A sort of awkward half-shrug. He didn't think about cannibal sensitivity.]

Yeah, De Chima Medical Center isn't one of those. People just keep trying to offer me like $20, and... I'm not sure some of them are planning on eating them.

[video]

[ghoulking]

Hm- Didn't think they would.

It's probably a prank call, though.

[puppydoctor]

Possibly. Not really what I was expecting when I got this job, either way.

[Video]

[helladoomed]

[Huh. George. Chloe hadn't known he was back, actually. Which she guessed wasn't strange since she didn't live with Sarah anymore, but...still.]

...You gotta at least be having fun with those callers right? I mean, you could string 'em along a bit.

[voice > video]

[puppydoctor]

Yeah, I'm not really great at the whole-

[Wait. George's eyebrows go up, and he can't help but smile as he switches the feed over.]

Chloe! Long time, no see.

[video]

[helladoomed]

[Chloe just snickered at that.]

Hey.

When'd you turn up again?

permatext

[deadtective]

Who the hell buys bodies when you can just get 'em for free? Fucking amateurs.

[puppydoctor]

Please don't advocate murder here, I'm a medical professional

[deadtective]

A medical professional with a guilty conscience, if that's what you fucking jump to right off the bat. I'm talking about grave robbing, dumbass.

[morethan084]

...I don't even want to know why they want them.

[puppydoctor]

Funny how the more you try not to, the worse it gets.

[morethan084]

Since when were you working in a morgue anyway?

[acclimatized]

Sorry about that. I'll pass the message along.

[ naturally he assumes it's sherlock. ]

Welcome back by the way.

[puppydoctor]

You... know who's doing it?

[Nervous pause.]

Oh, yeah. Thanks.

[acclimatized]

No, but I can take a guess.

[ especially since his culprit is asking about feet. ]

When did you get back?

[Voice]

[thevictoriandetective]

What's your price on parts? I'm sure you've got unwanted feet lying about.

[puppydoctor]

No, as a matter of fact, we don't. People are expecting their loved ones in one piece at the funeral, alright?

[thevictoriandetective]

They're dead, they're not using them. They're just going to end up in the ground as a waste. If people care so much they can stick a wooden leg under their clothes for the funeral.

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[sleight_of_hand]

...............
Seriously?
Gross.

If they keep calling, let me know. I'll investigate.

[puppydoctor]

It's hopefully just some prank caller, but that doesn't make it less disturbing on the night shift.

[sleight_of_hand]

Still gross.
Still creepy.
I'm sure if it's a native, having an imPort PI knock on their door will be more than enough to get them to stop.

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[am_i_a_monster]

Did they tell you why they wanted the bodies?

[puppydoctor]

I didn't stick around on the line to ask. I was busy.

[am_i_a_monster]

Let's hope he didn't find another way of getting bodies.