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[ Who remembers that llama from about a week ago? Well guess what? It's back on camera now! How... exciting?

It's still in the same bedroom, which seems suspiciously like a place a llama doesn't belong, but this time it's on the bed, and seems pretty comfortable.

A voice cuts in, but the camera stays on the llama. ]

None of the farms knew who he belonged to, but he likes me, so I am going to keep him.

[ A pause. ]

His name is Fluffy?

[ He doesn't sound as sure about that, but that's what he was told to name the llama, and who is he to go against that? ]

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[thirdprogenitor]

[ there's just... no words for this. well, ok, maybe a couple. ]

You're actually keeping him?

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[dumbfound]

[ No one made the claim that being a vampire made you a competent being with good judgement. ]

Yeah. No one I asked knew him, and I can't just let him go onto the streets again.

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[suldreen]

Are you qualified to care for it?

[ She's lived in a farm of sorts, so Sophie feels like she should at least ask. ]

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[dumbfound]

.... Yes?

[ Absolutely not. ]

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[suldreen]

Please at least seek help from someone if you're going to keep it.

[ Because she really can't make him give the llama away, but still. ]

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[dumbfound]

I know someone with a farm. He can probably help.

[ This is questionable at best. ]

were did this go???

[suldreen]

I mean- it's a start. I could give you a hand, maybe?

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You could?

[ That'd be great, because he has no idea what he's doing at all. ]

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[ghoulking]

[ oh god he's really keeping it.... ]

have you found out how you are supposed to take care of a llama?

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[dumbfound]

I looked it up.

[ He basically googled it. This is not thorough research. Someone save both of them from Junseo's well meaning(?) need to keep and care the first creature that followed him home. ]

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[ghoulking]

Uhm- you know, not all information you find is correct.

Did you find a book about it, or...? Did someone tell you about it...? [ PLEASE CHECK YOUR SOURCES ]

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[dumbfound]

Nnnno...

[ Said hesitantly, like he thinks he's going to get in trouble for this. ]

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[ghoulking]

You could probably ask a veterinarian or someone who works with llamas, they'd probably know best.

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[dumbfound]

[ MMMmmmmmmmm. ]

I met some people that worked with llamas when I asked them if Fluffy was there llama?

[ He knows no vets, but-- ]

And I know a doctor that once helped a deer?

[ That's like the same thing, right? ]

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[am_i_a_monster]

Guess he must have been real.

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[dumbfound]

Yeah, I am pretty sure if he was actually a person he would have stopped being a llama by now.

[ And hey, look at that, it looks like he finally knows what it is too. ]

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[am_i_a_monster]

Is that what he is? I mix them up with alpacas. Or I would, if I saw them in person.

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[dumbfound]

That's what people told me, so I think so? I have never seen a llama in person before him.

[ A pause. ]

Do you wanna see him in person so you can know what one looks like?

[ This line of logic and the question are completely genuine. Everyone should have the chance to learn to identify what a llama is, right? ]

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[am_i_a_monster]

I'd like that. Are you sure he wouldn't mind?

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[dumbfound]

I don't think so. He seems like he likes people mostly, and he likes me even though a lot of animals don't.

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[marriedmedium]

It certainly is! I'm so glad you showed your good taste, darling.

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[dumbfound]

Thanks! I got the name from you!

[ As if she couldn't tell. ]

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[marriedmedium]

I know!

[She could!]

But not everyone has the sense to take my excellent advice.

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[dumbfound]

No one else actually gave me any name suggestions.

[ That is probably less flattering, but he isn't trying to be rude here. ]

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[marriedmedium]

[No offense taken!]

They just have poor priorities, darling, don't feel bad.