010 - Voice

[iamtetsuo]

Listen up... I'm only gonna ask this once before I get the answer myself.

[There's a half second pause as he breathes in.]

Which one of you assholes stole my tiger?!

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[rassera]

Well seeing as you don't have the tiger and I don't have the tiger....

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[iamtetsuo]

Then someone's got my tiger and I'm gonna find out who!

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[rassera]

Or you lost it and there's a giant spray-painted tiger wandering one of the cities.




But hey, free advertising of my work. Thanks, Tetsuo.

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[iamtetsuo]

Shut up, Kaneda! Listen to you talking about advertising at a time like this - did you do this?!

[How could you not take this crisis seriously? What is this betrayal?!]

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[rassera]

C'mon, who says you can't be positive at a time like this?

[Although Tetsuo's accusation has him quirking one of those thick eyebrows.]

...Where would I even hide it. We work and live in the same rooms, dumbass.

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[iamtetsuo]

You never liked me having her!

[I can't imagine why there'd be some concerns here, not at all.]

You could've just gotten her lost yourself!

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[rassera]

[It's almost like giving you a giant feline with the potential to kill people at a single command when you get angry at cereal boxes for not giving you the right prize inside is a bad idea.]

Nah.


I don't lose things that big.

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[iamtetsuo]

[There's an audible inhale.]

Well I didn't either, Kaneda, so don't even start!

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[rassera]

Technically you started!

[Because, why be mature.]

But c'mon, think logically about this, Tetsuo.

Why not just fly around and look for it.

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[iamtetsuo]

What the hell do you think I've been doing?! I'm not an idiot! You think I'm just gonna wait around on my ass for a few days first?? She's. Not. Here!

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[rassera]

So that's what you were doing instead of work...

Okay, okay don't scream your dick off, Tetsuo.


I'll help you find her.

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[iamtetsuo]

You're damn right you're gonna!

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[rassera]

Nyahhh Nyahhhhhhh~ You're damn right you're gonnnnnyahhh~

[Is he doing cat yowling voices in a Tetsuo tone? You bet he is.]

So where'd you even look, huh?

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[iamtetsuo]

KANEDA...

[He's gotten good at growling things at volume. A lot of practice.]

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[rassera]

Yeah, you checked with me.

[Is he afraid? Not really.]


Where are you, anyway?

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[iamtetsuo]

[He might not try to really hurt you, but he can still add to your scar collection, Kaneda]

That wasn't answering your stupid question! I looked all over Nonah already!

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[rassera]

[Must be a day ending in Y.]

Okay...Let's hit up Heropa, yeah? It's smaller.


We can bike it, if you want.

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[iamtetsuo]

[A pause.]

How the hell would she get to Heropa?

[But that's also not yelling anymore, so that's possibly Tetsuo for 'sure'.]

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[rassera]

...Running, I guess.

What, you think she'd stop for snack breaks?

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[iamtetsuo]

Shut up! That just means she could be anywhere!

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[rassera]

Bingo. Did you even take her to any cities?




Don't tell me you took her to another city.

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[iamtetsuo]

Of course I didn't take her to any other cities!