010 - Voice

[iamtetsuo]

Listen up... I'm only gonna ask this once before I get the answer myself.

[There's a half second pause as he breathes in.]

Which one of you assholes stole my tiger?!

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[iamtetsuo]

And I want her back!

[devoutish]

Have you received a ransom note?

[iamtetsuo]

No. I haven't gotten shit! Why are you asking anyway - you know something?

[devoutish]

If I new something, mate, would I need to ask?

[iamtetsuo]

Maybe...

[devoutish]

[It's true, because Alfie enjoys being obtuse.]

Nah.

[iamtetsuo]

So what makes you think anyone's gonna want ransom for her?

[devoutish]

It's a guess, mate. That's all. Or perhaps they just wanted a robotic tiger of their own.

[iamtetsuo]

That last one. That's what it's gotta be! And when I figure out what bastard thought they could take shit from me-

[... he's not finishing that, but he could. With several unfun and not remotely morally okay things.]

[devoutish]

Can a robotic tiger run away from home?

[iamtetsuo]

...What?

[devoutish]

Yeah. Like a dog.

[iamtetsuo]

Why would she run away, huh? Besides, she couldn't have! Not unless someone let her out!

[devoutish]

Got a flatmate?

[iamtetsuo]

... yeah. I do.