010 - Voice

[iamtetsuo]

Listen up... I'm only gonna ask this once before I get the answer myself.

[There's a half second pause as he breathes in.]

Which one of you assholes stole my tiger?!

Comments

[kanadian]

That's what confused me! I can never tell with you, anyway.

[iamtetsuo]

No way! This was... ugh.

[Sounding frustrated to even have to explain this at all, he actually, for once, elaborates.]

You remember that time, during one of the bribes America has to keep everyone happy? I got her there.

[An ImPocreat tiger from the swear-in, he means]

[kanadian]

Oh.

Like my... [ Well, it's an Axotyl, but he just waved his hand. ]

That...makes a lot more sense. But why would someone take it? Did you make anyone mad lately?

[iamtetsuo]

Tch. Like that matters.

[Very probably.]

[kanadian]

Well...you're a very divisive figure.

Especially if someone wants revenge.

[iamtetsuo]

If they want revenge, they can come deal with me about it. This is stupid!

[kanadian]

Well, yeah?

But hey, I'm just guessing. Based on, ah... [ Personality. ] What the most likely culprit could be.