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[inmyothertights]

I'm usually all one for using this thing for communication only and serious blah blah blah but someone tell me:

What's up with all the sudden and unrelenting amount of royalty?

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[mathemagier]

I'm more tired of the endless stream of 'I need to get home' and the unwillingness to face the fact there is no reliable method to do so.

Once I have the data, I'm going to respond to each and every one of these the precise likelihood they'll be sent home on any given day.

[And thus Hermann makes himself a nuisance to all future arrivals]

[inmyothertights]

[A pause.]

Well, no, people do need to go home, and they can face it, but it doesn't mean they have to like it.

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[rathercommon]

Eurgh.

[ Kitty wrinkles her nose. ]

You're right.

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[inmyothertights]

I mean, do they know how useless royalty actually is?

[devoutish]

[Don't mind him as he beadily watches the above thread, even as he replies totally innocuously.]

You have to wonder if any of 'em are lying.

[inmyothertights]

Who would want to lie about being attached to a government solely on merit of birth?

Next thing you know the Kennedy's will start showing up in droves, too.

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[divaricate]

[so she definitely has a super half assed paper crown on her head that she made before replying, just to be silly because she can. She does not call attention to her ridiculousness though. Just says with a straight face: ]

To make things .. interesting?

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[inmyothertights]

.....did you make that out of a napkin?

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[helpline]

Now's not the time that I should mention that I might technically still be Lord President, is it.

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[inmyothertights]

How can someone be Lord President.

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[drizzle]

Maybe the Porter decided we needed more of them around...to balance it a bit for whatever reason...?

[Says the future queen of her entire planet, if she already isn't. Even she's a little stun to find anyone clinging to their rank as a bargaining chip to return home.]

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[inmyothertights]

Balance with who?

[juniberries]

[you're talking about her, aren't you???]

When you find your answer, do tell me.

[inmyothertights]

[In part.]

Theory: the porter has a thing.

[incogneto]

Not... more than a few weeks ago, no.

[inmyothertights]

Two just yesterday! Also mom is wearing a paper crown.

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[carbonfrozen]

Can't be that many royals here.

[And none of them are the one he's looking for.]

There's, what, just two princesses on the network?

[emgoldened]

[excuse u fartface]

[pidgewidgeon]

Since when is two an 'unrelenting amount'?

[inmyothertights]

Have you paid any attention to the increasing numbers at all?

[magnitudes]

God damn, you ask someone to keep a secret, and suddenly everyone knows. Thanks a lot, Billy, I told you I was the Empress in strictest bleedin' confidence.

[inmyothertights]

Hey I didn't namedrop you, Empress of the Dropbears.

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[emgoldened]

[Silver-gold hair, LILAC eyes, contrasted by a black shirt, the way his nose wrinkles - he's either royalty or a yaoi. Or worse: a royal yaoi. Only the hands will tell for sure.]

How many are among this royalty you speak of?

[tell him his competition, billy]

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[inmyothertights]

Well, there's the ambassador for De Chima, and two on the Network right now, I'm sure if you ask people will show up in flocks and droves to say I'm the queen of Fantasyland too.

Also are you wearing colored contacts?

[moon_in_her_hair]

Is there such an influx in this world? I met a lord and a count, but not royalty.

[inmyothertights]

On the Network, this week, there are two. That's just this week.

Have you met the ambassador for De Chima? She's a queen.

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[redhott]

idk too bad there isn't more of a prince to princess ratio

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[inmyothertights]

i don't know. i dated a prince. it was kind of [incredible, awesome, world-shattering, but he's gone and also neither of them knew he was a prince] cool until his family's bodyguard tried to kidnap him

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[nastygram]

porter found a new fetish
pulling from royalty only worlds
tractor beam not set to random
selectivism
classism


giving us norms the thrill of telling 80 princesses that their titles don't mean d i c k

[inmyothertights]

i set you on that joyless task

get ready for screeching

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[liverletdie]

Think she's into princesses?

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[inmyothertights]

Well it would explain a lot.

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[23wishes]

Technically as the last of my kind, I could totally say I'm queen of the Cetra.

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[inmyothertights]

I don't know if it works that way.

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[heckblazer]

Compared to the bombardment of Royal Family gossip back home? This is a breeze.

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[inmyothertights]

You know, no one really needs to watch a bunch of rich people get married.