4gou, anonymous text

[tacticianing]

I need advice on how to safely encourage an alligator to leave.

[While this is anonymous, anyone who's looking in the direction of Heropa 32 can see there's a fairly large alligator chilling on the sidewalk close to the front door. That might be what this is about.]

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permatext

[deadtective]

Clip affordable apartments for rent outta the newspaper and leave it around the house where he can see it.

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[tacticianing]

Real advice is appreciated.

[deadtective]

There's nothing more motivating than your own space, dude.

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[matataku]

Perhaps someone in Heropa is skilled in animal control.

Or you could lure it away with some food. In the end, we all succumb to our stomachs.


Please be careful.

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[tacticianing]

Luring it might be difficult. Animal control is a better option.

[He switches to private, and moves off anonymous.]

It's currently in front of the door. No one's going outside.

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[matataku]

Kidou-kun??

Perhaps it'll go away on it's own. They need water, don't they?

[You're not built on a swamp either, so...it's gotta go do alligator things.]

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[resipiscent]

[He wasn't even looking at the network. Riku leaves his house with the intention of just heading to the store, so he's got his dog on a leash tagging along at his heels, but as soon as he turns down the road in that direction and realizes he's walking toward an alligator?

Why?]

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[tacticianing]

[Riku might see Kidou's face appear in the window, staring at the alligator for a moment. The alligator isn't moving, fairly content to stay parked where it is.]

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[resipiscent]

[He gets a glimpse of him and sighs gently. Riku turns on his heel, delivering Shiro back to the house, then heads back over a little closer. It's Florida, so he should have expected this, and yet.... he didn't, not really.]

[sasaeru]

Can the alligator speak?

[tacticianing]

Doubtful. Although I haven't checked.

[sasaeru]

If it could, your task would be much simpler.

You could possibly bait it away, or frighten it with noises.

[hombrenuevo]

That's easy!
Buy a whole chicken
Dangle it on a string and lead him out!

Just be really careful
They have a long reach when they are hungry

[tacticianing]

How long is long?

[hombrenuevo]

umm I don't know actually
Ive never fed an alligator before
But I've seen them attack!
They are very fast

Maybe you can throw the chicken out your door?
It might run after it!

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[ghoulking]

You call the authorities and animal control.

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[tacticianing]

Thank you. Is there any specific protocol for that?

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[ghoulking]

I think they have their own, but alligators in our lawns isn't something I'm familiar with.

But this is Florida, after all. They are probably used to things like this.

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[helpline]

Ask him politely.

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[tacticianing]

I'm not sure that would work.

permavid

[helpline]

[ in a tone of voice that implies 'surely the human cannot be THAT STUPID....' ]

Have you tried asking him politely?

[23wishes]

why not lure it away with food?

[tacticianing]

Current circumstances would make that difficult.

[drizzle]

Singing to it may be a good last resort if all else fails!

[tacticianing]

Singing?