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[sideless]

Hey so.

[ Crowley's face appears on camera for a moment before she turns it around, displaying the inside of a bar that seems to be in the middle of an epic fight. ]

I left a bottle of vodka in there? And like, half the jocks are kind of looking for me inside so I can't very well sneak back in and grab it, can I? I swear to god, it's like everyone's on a hair trigger around these parts.

[ The camera goes back to Crowley and now people might notice she has a small cut on her left cheek, as well as some glass on her hair. Wait, was that a broken window facing outside the bar? ]

Tell you what, first person that nabs it gets to drink half and I'll buy another one, because I know how to say thanks. Hmm? Any takers?

Also anybody knows any good bars? Asking for a friend.

Comments

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[notgneiss]

I care not about this alcohol, but I'm always happy to break humans en mass.

[that's... close enough, right.]

I would ask it to give me the location of this brawl. It will be ended swiftly.

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[sideless]

Whoa dude, that's a bit intense, don't you think?

[ Literally all she wants is her booze. ]

Can't you tone it down to just knock them out? Maybe a few broken bones, but nothing permanent.

[ That's sensible, right? ]

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[notgneiss]

In my experience, they tend to keep throwing themselves at me until they're dead.

[no, those are the literal demons.]

Would this city not be better off if they were removed from the human society? They seem like awful louts.

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[sideless]

Eh, I bet that won't happen here. Probably.

[ So long as Shale isn't actively trying to kill someone she doesn't really care. ]

What, bars? Or... who are you talking about again?

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[notgneiss]

The fools fighting. Humans that fight each other in bars are never known for their... worth.

[then again, shale would find a reason for every human to be completely worthless. existing, for example.]

[sideless]

Oh, okay. Well, you start kicking people and then how do you decide who's worthy of staying and who's not? That a slippery slope if I've ever seen noe.

[ Such a people person, Shale. ]

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[notsheepish]

[Oh, boy... Another one.]

Bars, yes. Going in there, no.

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[sideless]

And ruin your beautiful face? Perish the thought.

[ But moving on. ]

So you do know bars.

[notsheepish]

[Oh, that sure doesn't have any weird baggage attached to it at all!]

Um, yeah. I know a few. If you can stand being thirsty for a couple more weeks, I'll be opening my own... well, not a bar, but a restaurant with a bar.

If not, I might still be able to give a recommendation or two. What kind of place are you looking for?

[sideless]

[ She's all about baggage, really! ]

I mean, I can always go drink there when it's up, but why wait?

Just anywhere a gal can get her drink on without someone trying to pick a fight.

[ Anywhere will do, because Crowley will make a mess of it anyway. ]

[notsheepish]

[Insert a joke here about new arrivals traveling with baggage.]

Well, there's a place in Maurtia Falls that's literally called "Bar and Peace." If that's not a good omen for avoiding a fight, I don't know what is.

video;

[reexamined]

[Maybe most might be like "oh hey, it's you again," but not him!! Because it's obvious.]

That would be a bad idea. It would be more cost efficient to just buy a new bottle. The estimated price for a new one is between thirteen to twenty-seven dollars, depending on quality.

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[sideless]

Queso!

[ Buddy! Come here and beat some humans up. ]

But where is the fun on that?

[reexamined]

[No thanks.]

It's K-2SO. I know you're doing that on purpose.

The "fun" would be in saving your money.

[He can't really talk. He spent some of his money already on a stupid hat.]

[sideless]

I am! Does it bother you to the point I shouldn't?

It's not about money, man. You gotta live the moment.

[reexamined]

It means something to you I don't understand. I want to know what that is.

[ what the fuck is spanish. ]

You're free to make your own poor decisions, if that's what you constitute as "living in the moment."

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[doubleblind]

Holy watershed.

[It's not an answer to her questions, but it's definitely someone who looks identical to her staring back, looking surprised and excited.]

I mean, hey. Not sure I'd be the most effective help for you...

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[sideless]

Well, I'm against getting my face punched, even when I'm not the one wearing it.

[ She's just going to wave like this is the most normal thing in the world. ]

Plus you have glasses! That's a double no.

I take it you're a friend of Sarah's?

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[doubleblind]

You already met Sarah?

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[sideless]

We had a tiny run in. It was... educational.

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[doubleblind]

Educational enough that you'll know what I mean if I tell you that Sarah and I are sisters?

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[notsheepish]

The porter really likes you guys, huh?

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[doubleblind]

Can you blame them?

[notsheepish]

With this cocky attitude? I dunno...

[doubleblind]

Oh come on, you know we're the coolest...