seeking identity of female, at least 18, who is an Absolute Pain in the ass; text

[taraincognita]

yo. tara here. i might not have spoken to a lot of you. but there is this super annoying girl running around who seemed to recognize me, but refuses to tell me her name, and im very done with it. defining characteristics:

- dark hair
- i think shes literally dead? she cant feel pain and puts severed limbs back in the socket and is totally chill about it somehow??
- super sarcastic like, annoyingly so
- also she can MESS WITH YOUR POWERS??? like turn them off
- likes watching dinosaurs fight

please reply with any information i cant compensate you with money but i can move rocks for you and shit
or grow you a nice cactus

thanks??

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video; here comes dad to RUIN THE PARTY

[helpline]

I think I know who you're talking about. She's...difficult. Want me to try and say something?

[ Hazel stop hazing the newbies, HE KNOWS THIS IS YOU, OKAY? ]

DAD SHES BULLYING ME

[taraincognita]

I want to know her real name. Like, she knows mine. It's only fair!

ALRIGHT KIDS PLAY NICE

[helpline]

The problem here is, I thought she was keeping the whole 'dead' thing to herself. [ apparently she isn't, THANKS FOR NOT TELLING HIM THAT HAZEL. ]

I don't mind telling you her name, but it'll be over a private channel.

noooO

[taraincognita]

Wellllll, she didn't tell me that, exactly. But, like, she doesn't feel pain, or bleed, and uses her limbs as weapons. Doesn't take a genius to put two and two together.

Hit me up on a private channel, then.

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[rekt]

sounds kinda badass tbh
whatll u do if u find her?

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[taraincognita]

annoy her
mercilessly
until shes been annoyed as much as shes annoyed me
its called revenge.

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[rekt]

u sure u can b annoying enough?
some ppl have a p high tolerance
u have 2 commit 2 this kind of shit

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[am_i_a_monster]

That is one very specific personal ad.
Did she mess with your powers or are you just looking for a dino-watching date?

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[taraincognita]

she fucked with my powers once
def not looking for a date shes like waaaaay older than me
but i just don't like how she is consistently annoying and i don't even know her damn name?? you know??

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[am_i_a_monster]

Fucked with them how? Did she hurt you?
She'll still be annoying when you know her name.

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[ghoulking]

I know who that is.

And what will you do with the information, Tara-chan?

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[taraincognita]

annoy her
mercilessly

what does chan mean

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[ghoulking]

I don't think anyone can actually annoy her.

"Chan" is a Japanese honorific. It's a diminutive suffix. [ used when the speaker finds a person endearing ] I won't use it, if you'd prefer that.

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[sideless]

already like her better than you, huh

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[taraincognita]

um excuse me do i know you??

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[sideless]

nope! that should give you a pretty good idea of what kind of first impression you're giving off right now

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[iamtetsuo]

yeah i know her
too bad your payment sucks

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[taraincognita]

i will find you and place a cactus directly in a chair you would like to use

that is a promise, my dude

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[iamtetsuo]

like you could

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[23wishes]

that sounds a LOT like someone i know

kind of

you can grow cactus?

and since when is she dead?

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[taraincognita]

listen idk if she's dead but it is like
it is one of the more educated of guesses
she doesn't bleed

i have seen corpses okay just call it a HUNCH

[23wishes]

i get it, she's kind of annoying. but she's pretty cool, too. she just always bothers new people.

one time i "signed her up" for this fake text alert thing. plant facts. it was just me doing it at weird hours. she just did it right back at me!

it was a lot of fun.

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[deadtective]

So how many cacti is telling you who's actually telling the truth and who's bullshitting you on this post worth?

[G U E S S W H O]

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[taraincognita]

[and someone has discovered how to attach images. tara is having fun, i swear.]

[deadtective]

Oh, just one really big one? Gonna have to make it a saguaro to be worth my time.