seeking identity of female, at least 18, who is an Absolute Pain in the ass; text

[taraincognita]

yo. tara here. i might not have spoken to a lot of you. but there is this super annoying girl running around who seemed to recognize me, but refuses to tell me her name, and im very done with it. defining characteristics:

- dark hair
- i think shes literally dead? she cant feel pain and puts severed limbs back in the socket and is totally chill about it somehow??
- super sarcastic like, annoyingly so
- also she can MESS WITH YOUR POWERS??? like turn them off
- likes watching dinosaurs fight

please reply with any information i cant compensate you with money but i can move rocks for you and shit
or grow you a nice cactus

thanks??

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[taraincognita]

i will find you and place a cactus directly in a chair you would like to use

that is a promise, my dude

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[iamtetsuo]

like you could

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[taraincognita]

i will find you and end you

this is cactus based warfare

[she might be joking. she is joking. hopefully, this doesn't escalate.]

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[iamtetsuo]

yeah yeah heard that before

cactus is new but i already got one anyway

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[taraincognita]

remember this declaration of cactus war.
i will strike when you least expect it

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[iamtetsuo]

you dont know who i am do you

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[taraincognita]

i can figure it out based on ur username and stuff

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[iamtetsuo]

thats not answering my question

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[taraincognita]

nope, not a goddamn clue

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[iamtetsuo]

thats what i thought

im someone who can see right through what youre gonna do

go ahead and try

see what happens if you mess with a psychic

[What's that saying about pride and falling... how does that go?]

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[taraincognita]

the more you talk like that the more excited i am to mess with you

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[iamtetsuo]

you mean waste my time

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[taraincognita]

oh definitely. mind telling me your name dob and social security number

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[iamtetsuo]

fuck off

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[taraincognita]

be rude 2 me and the cactus gets it

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[iamtetsuo]

are you seriously threatening a cactus

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[taraincognita]

abso fucking lutely

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[iamtetsuo]

you think that means shit how stupid can you get

bet you dont even know what a cactus is

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[taraincognita]

wow, dude. that is one hell of a come back. i'm really freaked out by ur mental prowess

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[iamtetsuo]

so you dont

[taraincognita]

you're a dick

[iamtetsuo]

youre an idiot

[taraincognita]

takes one toknow one