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[housenurse]

I can figure out how to use those machines later… At least this one is easier to use.

[The communicator is on the floor, initially only showing what appears to be a bucket of soapy water with a washboard in it… But, then it’s adjusted slightly, and there’s Sukuyo, smiling. She keeps her attention on it as she starts washing clothes in the bucket, as if this is something she’s more than used to.]

Ah, I hope none of my new housemates mind, but I took the liberty of cleaning up a little! I mopped the floors, washed the windows, made the beds… [Yes, House 30, she went in everyone’s room. Everyone’s. And it’s obvious that she didn’t do just that, as she lifts up whatever she was cleaning on the washboard… and it’s underwear. Your underwear? Probably.] I’m doing the laundry, too! You can’t be a superhero without clean clothes!

If any other house is behind on their chores, I'd be more than willing to help out! This is what a housewife does!

Comments

[housenurse]

Yep!

[wash wash wash]

[sassguard]

And you don't think that's a little rude? At all?

1/2

[housenurse]

[Considers this...]

[housenurse]

Nope!

[sassguard]

[ Really had to think about that, huh? Histrionics have never really been his style, so he gives it up at that with little more than a sigh. ]

Next time, ask first. You don't have to do all of that for me.

[housenurse]

It's my duty as a housewife to care for every house I live in, even if it's not my real home! And that's just what I plan on doing!

[She sounds remarkably serious about this.]

[sassguard]

That's pretty dedicated, but some of us are used to taking care of ourselves just fine. You should help the people who need it.

[housenurse]

I think everyone could use some care every once in a while, even if they don't "need" it.

[sassguard]

That's a pretty generous attitude to take. [ Sort of naive too, he thinks. Never mind if it's the same attitude he takes towards most of his crew, he can detect no hypocrisy here. ]

Who's going to take care of you?