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[textualhealing]

Fanfics.

We've all read them, don't even try to deny it. Some of us might have written them in the past (I've dabbled, ngl. They were amazing pieces of art.)

I already know the weird shit that fans can come up with, but what I really wanna know is your favorite ones. Give me the best pairings, the oddest settings and the hella creepy "plots" that are out there.

No fic is too NSFW or too weird for me to read.

I guess now is also the perfect time to mention I'm on the look out for imPort staff. Those familiar with law, paralegals, even just people real good at answering phones tbh. I won't get you to look up creepy fanfics for me, I swear. I might email you the good ones tho, but I don't see any downside in that.

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[infomodder]

that one where you're a mermaid

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[textualhealing]

Merman!

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[infomodder]

there are probably ones where you aren't a merman

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[itistolaugh]

send link plz

[thevictoriandetective]

I still cannot believe people waste precious hours of their ever-shortening lives writing stories about us.

On that note, a fan once sent me a story where I was a dragon and John was a fairy.

They may have been clinically insane.

[acclimatized]

You can't say I didn't warn you.

[textualhealing]

Hey, RPF is kinda funky, I'm not gonna deny that, but you gotta admit people do come up with some creative shit.

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[foreshadower]

I recently learned what the term "mpreg" means!

[ said with all the enthusiasm of am old person who is delighted with this fact. Think yaoi dad. ]

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[textualhealing]

[Is this a thing to be delighted about?! Possibly?!]

Hey! Congrats. I'm sure that musta been real exciting for you. You beed reading up on it?

[acclimatized]

You're weirdly obsessed with this.

[textualhealing]

I'm not sure whats weird about being obsessed with fanfiction.

[inmyothertights]

the first rule of fandom is you don't bring up fandom on the network

[textualhealing]

I missed this memo. Why would we not bring up fandom? It's the only good thing about this world.

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[itistolaugh]

you wrote some? i want to read it

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[textualhealing]

It's bad.
Like purposefully so. I'm sure I can drag up some archives of it if you're really desperate for it tho

[23wishes]

think that's bad? ever seen import doujinshi?

[textualhealing]

Oh my god, barely. Is it amazing? Are there yaoi hands?

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[nastygram]

dude

are you seriously trawling for pornfic of YOURSELF

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[textualhealing]

Are you not?

[pillz]

im on my 14th chapter of ym daenerys targaryen fic
is pretty famous man
i got my own fanartists & shit
tehy keep making her tits 2 big & i start flame wars abot that but its oging pretty good
helpin my self-esteem

[textualhealing]

You got fanartists of your fic? Dang, hitting the big leagues.
Good reviews too?

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[marriedmedium]

Ooh! Ooh! I like the ones about how Sadie is classy, well-dressed and everyone's favorite drinking friend!

[These stories may or may not exist.]

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[textualhealing]

I'm sure there's plenty of those about. And if there isn't, you should write some. I'm sure it's ok to write fics about yourself. I have.

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[accelerate]

[ now this is something barry's glad has transcended the multiverse and seems to exist everywhere. ]

"Dobby stretches, sir."

One of the best things I've ever read, man. Give it a Pulitzer.

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[textualhealing]

Are you trying to get me to read house elf porn?