a new [TEXT] from an old ID:

[siriusly]

Hi everyone,
I'm sorry for disappearing.

I think I got punched into the future.

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[snarkbot]

With respect, I'm reasonably sure that's not how time travel works.

[siriusly]

I honestly don't know too much about it, since I only had it happen once before. But really...
Someone grabbed me, punched me, and then I was back at the start of this whole place. Except it's in the future!

[snarkbot]

I've heard rumour that the Porter has a sense of humour, it's entirely possible the AI took you from that point in time on purpose.

permatext

[deadtective]

[it may have been over two years, but guess who's still here? more importantly, guess who still totally remembers him?]

Oh, yeah? Sorry, next time I'll try and hang out a little closer when the really big dudes walk by you.

[siriusly]

[wait that makes me sound like a weenie...] That's not really the issue here, you know...

[deadtective]

[it's not your fault they gave the power null ability to the tiniest girl in the universe, bro.]

You sure? I'm not really seeing anything else.

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[tacticianing]

Punched into the future?

[siriusly]

FEELS like it, anyway. One minute, in a fight, the next...back at square one, two years ahead?

[tacticianing]

[...]

Two years ahead?

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[ofgoldenfoil]

Is that some kind of magical ability?

[siriusly]

I really, really hope not. Powers here are bad enough already...

HOLY SHIT

[glowsferatu]

[ Don't joke about that, it's actually possible in her stupid canon. ]

that cant possibly be manabu
do you really remember being here before

NYEHEHEH

[siriusly]

Hi Kanaya, it's me. I remember because it was...pretty much just a second ago I was in Nonah?
But I guess not. Because they're putting me through the welcome brigade ringer again...

[taraincognita]

well gee dude that sounds rough

so did you get ported in and back out or just punched through a few eons

[siriusly]

I have no idea. I was in Nonah like a few minutes ago. But I guess I don't remember whatever happened for two years?
Writing it like that makes it sound really creepy...

HOLY SHIT

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Manabu? Is that really you?

[It's been almost two years Jacob cannot even.]

TA DA

[siriusly]

Yeah. Hi, Jacob...
If it really IS two years, are you OK? I'm sorry I must've caused a problem, bailing on you and everyone like that...

[Voice]

[hellrisen02]

[Sarcastic and smarmy:] Porter tricks are my favorite tricks.

[Then, less smarmy:] At least, that's what I'm assuming. What was the time difference, outta curiosity?

[siriusly]

[gshf give him a sec to stop texting here. goddang kids and their text machines.]

Nn-uh, I mean...it was 2015 like a half an hour ago...

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[jeaniegrey]

Your future or the future of this place?

[siriusly]

This one here. I haven't seen home in months.
Or years I guess...

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[am_i_a_monster]

That must have been some punch.

[siriusly]

Yeah...Or just bad timing with the Porter.
It's getting to the point where the punching stuff is way too normal for me...

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[marriedmedium]

You must have quite the shiner, then!

THAT IS FINE

[siriusly]

You would think so, but I tend to recover pretty fast...