text; idk hi

[rekt]

[ exhibit A of why teenagers shouldn't be allowed to stash booze and live without supervision. here's john murphy, professional underaged human garbage. ]

heropians, super freaks, import nation, whatever the hell we're supposed to be calling ourselves. importkru? im not even drunk enough for that.

i need an advice column. i have dilemmas.

1 - what do u do when ur teen orgy roommates keep a man sized devil bird as a pet and ur pretty sure its gonna try 2 eat ur eyeballs some night? its name is henrietta, which makes it sounds like it should b wearing a frilly dress + a sun hat idk but its hideous

2 - what abt when the guy ur getting free money from needs a revenge boot up his ass but u need more popsicles?

3 - was ne1 else a lot more badass in nightmare soviet america than currently?

4 - whats the perfect gift that says 'thx 4 the free housing but ur virgin experimenting is awkward 2 b around'?


ps, hahaha i love the problems i have here, god bless america

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[dejerate]

Tried to -- what? Whoa.

It is. For me too. So, I get it. Kind of nice having these sorts of problems in comparison to home. Not being at war, not fighting, not being on the run. I prefer this.

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[rekt]

we hav a complicated relationship

the lack of daily near death experiences is p nice, ngl

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[dejerate]

Complicated, huh. How is that complicated? They tried to kill you?!

But yeah. That is definitely a plus on staying in comparison to going back home to all that.

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[rekt]

when humanity is 90% dead u get less picky w ur options

prbly, unles u have important shit 2 get back 2

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[dejerate]

I guess. The virus back home was similar.

Well, I mean. There's still things back home to deal with. But that doesn't mean I'm not trying to make the most of this while I am here.