devoutish: (your boyfriend's cute and you're in jail)
Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-05-15 04:32 pm

💣 009 | text

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tr r sum difs n nw tngs hv bn dn wi em tt we ddnt do n t pst wi r telgrfs ex t nos splly r clvr

inform8ion, 4warned, 2day

bt t ida ws crtnly nt invntd bi 21st cntry chldrn s py rspct 2 ur eldrs wo wr fr bttr t bng incmprhnsbl tn ur kds toda

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[OOC translation for people who don't hate themselves:

was looking up information about new spellings used in text communication on phones and computers etc. and most of what I found was fucking whinging about kids today being lazy and not knowing how to spell properly as if this were a modern fucking invention

there are differences and new things have been done with them that we didn't do much in the past with our telegraphs for example the numbers especially are clever

information, forewarned, today

but the idea was certainly not invented by 21st century children so pay respect to your elders who were far better at being incomprehensible than your kids today

when I get tired of my tiny telephone keyboard I'm going to write all my texts like this
]
glowsferatu: sad, thought (Ready To Be Heartbroken)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-05-17 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
no you have to pick one and stick with it
and definitely not that shade of yellow its awful
it would have been easy in most cases because that color would match your blood
the quirk is you put time into choosing
glowsferatu: thought (Why Pamper Lifes Complexities)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-05-17 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
well it wasnt done for philosophical reasons or for the sake of brevity
in most accepted contexts we had very few methods of expressing individuality
sure it was a bit silly to type in convoluted and unique ways
but it was what we had
glowsferatu: wait (pic#5797293)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-05-17 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
im sure it must have been a nuisance to see us all typing in our own ridiculous ways
but it still mattered to us
so we never retired the practice

and now that im the only remnant of it left it somehow feels more important to continue
glowsferatu: thought, wait (pic#10646586)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-05-17 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
on this world yes
we still have a few more survivors at home


[ For whatever definition of "home". ]
glowsferatu: wait (pic#5797293)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-05-17 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ew, sympathy. ]

Its alright
if ive even been good at anything its surviving

anyway so lets talk about something that isnt depressing
like what color of font youd choose if you could only use one
not black thats cheating
glowsferatu: thought (pic#10646557)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-05-17 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
because its the color everyone already types in
its the answer someone gives when they cant be bothered to think any more creatively than that
glowsferatu: smug, wait (And Theres No One Left To Blame)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-05-18 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's ignored it once, she can ignore it again. ]

im not saying you have to use it forever
its like a game or a thought experiment
glowsferatu: thought, wait (pic#10646586)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-05-18 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
you cant say black because black is obvious
youre already typing in black and youre going to continue typing in black once this game has finished
so to give that as an answer wouldnt be playing at all

if youd like me to acknowledge that black is your first choice then consider it acknowledged
but what would your second choice be
glowsferatu: rude (Well When Exactly Do You Mean)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-05-18 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Don't be that guy, Alfie. ]

fuck that
only arseholes type in white
pick something else
glowsferatu: rude, glow (pic#6650763)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-05-18 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey man, you want to keep company with the kind of people who type in white, that's your problem. ]

youre the one who keeps trying to cheat!
youre not really meeting the game on its own terms but trying to subvert it
which im sure must be hilarious to you but come on its just a silly question asked in good faith
it wont kill you to meet it in similarly good faith
glowsferatu: porrim, thought (pic#6650708)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-05-18 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
because white is not a good faith answer
its a joke answer to take advantage of the fact that one is typing on a white background
typically used by self-important charlatans who think theyre so clever in making one highlight whatever lies they deem to share
there is no good faith in white
glowsferatu: rude (That Truly Is Not Your Color)

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2017-05-18 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
ive just known too many people who type in white
pick another color


[ One person, she has known one person. But, to be fair, he was entirely too many people. ]

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