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Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-05-15 04:32 pm

💣 009 | text

ws lukng up infrmatn abt nu splngs usd n txt cmmncatn n fns n cmputrs etc n mst of wut I fnd ws fckng wingng abt kds toda bng lzy n nt noing hw to spl prprly as f ts wr a mdrn fckng invntn

tr r sum difs n nw tngs hv bn dn wi em tt we ddnt do n t pst wi r telgrfs ex t nos splly r clvr

inform8ion, 4warned, 2day

bt t ida ws crtnly nt invntd bi 21st cntry chldrn s py rspct 2 ur eldrs wo wr fr bttr t bng incmprhnsbl tn ur kds toda

wn i gt trd f mi tny tlfn kybrd im guna rite al mi txts lk ts





[OOC translation for people who don't hate themselves:

was looking up information about new spellings used in text communication on phones and computers etc. and most of what I found was fucking whinging about kids today being lazy and not knowing how to spell properly as if this were a modern fucking invention

there are differences and new things have been done with them that we didn't do much in the past with our telegraphs for example the numbers especially are clever

information, forewarned, today

but the idea was certainly not invented by 21st century children so pay respect to your elders who were far better at being incomprehensible than your kids today

when I get tired of my tiny telephone keyboard I'm going to write all my texts like this
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[personal profile] snarkbot 2017-05-22 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
That either they're impatient, or that, like you, they value being concise?
Edited 2017-05-22 01:37 (UTC)
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[personal profile] snarkbot 2017-05-22 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Imagine if academia abandoned their tl;dr ways.


Though, that'd give me a lot less time grading papers so maybe I should suggest it.
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[personal profile] snarkbot 2017-05-22 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Professor Skeets of the De Chima University history department, at your service.

It was the job they assigned me when I arrived here.
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[personal profile] snarkbot 2017-05-22 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
My extensive historical databanks technically make me an expert on every historical era, within reason. My universe's history isn't quite the same as this one, and the second half of the 20th century in particular diverges a lot. Censorship means there's a lot of gaps in what I've been able to discover, though I wouldn't be allowed to teach those gaps regardless.

I end up teaching a lot of "Intro to Historical Thought" and other similar broad overview classes. If more specific, it's usually North American history, like "Loyalists; Migration to Canada During the American Revolution."

I suspect they're not quite sure what to do with me.

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[personal profile] snarkbot 2017-05-23 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
What did they try to do with you?
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[personal profile] snarkbot 2017-05-25 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Why would they regret it?
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[personal profile] snarkbot 2017-05-27 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
In my experience, there's nothing wrong with a bit of levity sometimes.

[ ...Sometimes. ]