maskormenace | 💣 009

ws lukng up infrmatn abt nu splngs usd n txt cmmncatn n fns n cmputrs etc n mst of wut I fnd ws fckng wingng abt kds toda bng lzy n nt noing hw to spl prprly as f ts wr a mdrn fckng invntn

tr r sum difs n nw tngs hv bn dn wi em tt we ddnt do n t pst wi r telgrfs ex t nos splly r clvr

inform8ion, 4warned, 2day

bt t ida ws crtnly nt invntd bi 21st cntry chldrn s py rspct 2 ur eldrs wo wr fr bttr t bng incmprhnsbl tn ur kds toda

wn i gt trd f mi tny tlfn kybrd im guna rite al mi txts lk ts

[OOC translation for people who don't hate themselves:

was looking up information about new spellings used in text communication on phones and computers etc. and most of what I found was fucking whinging about kids today being lazy and not knowing how to spell properly as if this were a modern fucking invention

there are differences and new things have been done with them that we didn't do much in the past with our telegraphs for example the numbers especially are clever

information, forewarned, today

but the idea was certainly not invented by 21st century children so pay respect to your elders who were far better at being incomprehensible than your kids today

when I get tired of my tiny telephone keyboard I'm going to write all my texts like this ]

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:)

[He still can't see the faces in the punctuation emotes, but he knows how they work.]

[He can't resist...]

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nw ur jst hvng mi on

no idea what u mean

٩( ᐛ )و

!@#$^&

points for trying ꋧ(⋆ʾꇶʿ⋆)

tnx ^^^^^

no no
that one is done like

^^

or

^_^ or some variation of that

it's a happy face - or a smug as fuck douchebag face depending on how u use it i guess

although i guess urs works 2 if like...the face has 5 eyes
or you're not making a face at all and you're referencing my comment

i dnt blv ur nt mkng ths up

wow?

why would i make this up

↑_(ΦwΦ;)Ψ

hw r u gtng ts smbls? i dnt hv tm

i'm just that great

[And then a second later because he's such a great and nice guy...]

it's a keyboard language setting

jpns?

u got it (°◇°人°◇°)

cn i gt tt as wl?

[Never mind that he doesn't speak a lick of Japanese and has no interest in learning.]

what...?

1 of these language settings, cn i change mine as well?

oh
yeah

but u don't wanna do that
u wanna dl the japanese language keyboard

i mean u can change ur shit to japanese if you want but i'm gonna laugh at u if u do
i wouldn't change it to nething u don't actually know

...what other languages do u know neway

russian, yiddish, bit of hebrew

seriously?

that's really kewl.

is it?

yeah, of course!

i mean, the nanites translate shit for us but it's not the same as actually knowing other languages

that's p awesome

i kno russian because my mums russian, yiddish and hebrew because im jewish. nthng so unique there.

never said it's unique just that it's p great

like, i'm half japanese but if it weren't for the nanites i couldn't really speak english, just a few words of it

[He's learned more living here and could probably speak it relatively well without the help of the nanites now, or at least...he thinks he could. It's really hard to say.]

if i spoke russian at you wld it trans8?

[Just asking out of curiosity. Clearly.]

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