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Anatoly Veniaminovich Eldarov ([personal profile] dr_eldarov) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-06-03 01:27 am

01 | Video

[The camera turns on, a bit unsteady at first, though it gets adjusted to give a better view after a moment. The man operating the camera is older than the average imPort, with a streak of white in his hair that's clearly from actual aging as opposed to the normal white haired pretty boys of the imPort population. Though faint, the camera's audio picks up the rain of De Chima in the background, which serves as background noise when the man speaks with what is very clearly a Russian accent.]

Hello, everyone. I am Doctor Anatoly Eldarov, and I would like to start off by apologizing if this video is poorly done. I am still very much getting used to this. Not just this as in the States, though that is obviously a massive change in and of itself, but the technology. This place is a good sixty years in the future from when I am from, so, well - I know they say you cannot teach an old dog new tricks, but it seems to me a prudent thing to attempt to catch up on all that has changed, if only so I don't become a burden on other people or make egregious errors when attempting to operate technology or talk about modern current events. If anyone else has come from the relative 'past', and can advise me on how to proceed in learning about what I have missed, I would be incredibly thankful for that.

And if anyone could tell me if there's a synagogue in De Chima or near enough for me to regularly attend, that would also be appreciated. I tried but I am afraid I am still woefully unskilled at looking these things up on the internet. Hopefully I will improve on that front with time.

Thank you in advance for your assistance. [And with that, he carefully turns the camera off, smiling slightly, as if relieved that went well.]
devoutish: (that's just murder math)

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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-06-03 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I was born and raised in England, but my mother is from Yekaterinoslav. I've never been, myself.
devoutish: (I know the knife goes next to the spoon)

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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-06-03 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm half, aren't I. My mother spoke Russian with me when I was growing up.

You've heard about Porter travel,
yeah?
devoutish: (put your money where your mouth is)

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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-06-03 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Then it's time for Alfie to share what he considers to be the number one piece of wisdom for navigating this world.]

The only way we know of to get home is through what's called Porter glitch. They happen at random, and there's no guarantee you won't be brought back later, but they're frequent. You just need to get lucky.
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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-06-03 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he's one of those. Alfie emphatically isn't, but for once, he isn't going to comment. He can be a little more understanding of a guy who's trying to deal with and make sense of grief.]

My sympathies over your son, to you and yours.
devoutish: (that's just murder math)

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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-06-03 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Nieces and nephews. It's not the same, but I do miss them while I'm here.
devoutish: (I always give 110%)

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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-06-03 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
And what would she have thought of being in the future?
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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-06-03 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, women do all sorts of things here. I've seen women working in construction on the streets.

[He's not offended by the idea, but it's pretty odd to him, especially since he'd never thought of women as wanting to work jobs like that.]
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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-06-03 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but who would take care of the kids?

Grandmothers, I suppose.
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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-06-03 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I'm from London myself. Big city. Most of the family's around me, too.

[And god, he misses that.]
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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-06-04 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Nine months, now. I arrived in September of last year.

We served in the same war, you and I. I fought for the British.
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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-06-04 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
There are people who have been here for years. They're outliers, of course, but they exist.
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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-06-04 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you've got the Porter solution to try for, if you like. But it's random, honestly; it's all over the fucking place. Some are here for less than a month, others are here for five years or more. Something in the middle seems to be more common, I think. Yeah.
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[personal profile] devoutish 2017-06-04 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It's said that time doesn't go on without us while we're here. None of them will know that we're gone.

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